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  1. Heart Murmers...

    rngreenhorn replied to nursecheryl81's topic in NICU, Neonatal

    Heart murmur: swerrrrrrsh... switsh. Swerrrrrsh... switsh. Swerrrrrrsh.... switsh. Well, I tried.... doesn't translate in

  2. Does this sound funny to you?

    rngreenhorn replied to lovingtheunloved's topic in General Nursing

    Why not ask her?... then get back to us, were all curious

  3. Will Americans become fatter? Definately because its good for medicine!

    rngreenhorn replied to Larry's topic in General Nursing

    PS... It is not the government's place to dictate what we eat or what we watch on TV. Some people think more governmental bureaucracy is the answer for all of our problems, I don't. And yes... it is...

  4. Will Americans become fatter? Definately because its good for medicine!

    rngreenhorn replied to Larry's topic in General Nursing

    Ode to the American Diet: "Hi. Welcome to McFastFodder. May I help you?" "Yeah. I'd like an Extra-Crispy-McWhopper-Belle-Grande-Jack. I'd like a side order of McHeart disease and a diabetes shake."...

  5. SMOKE FREE HOSPITALS inside and out

    rngreenhorn replied to Maggie in NC's topic in General Nursing

    I tried the patch, but I couldn't keep it

  6. SMOKE FREE HOSPITALS inside and out

    rngreenhorn replied to Maggie in NC's topic in General Nursing

    I understand no smoking in government (publicly owned) places. But, how can the government regulate no smoking in the home? Even in the home has a business, the business is privately owned. That's...

  7. SMOKE FREE HOSPITALS inside and out

    rngreenhorn replied to Maggie in NC's topic in General Nursing

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  8. SMOKE FREE HOSPITALS inside and out

    rngreenhorn replied to Maggie in NC's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah well, some people smell of flatulance and BO

  9. SMOKE FREE HOSPITALS inside and out

    rngreenhorn replied to Maggie in NC's topic in General Nursing

    It is pretty darn easy to get a smoker out of bed for that "ambulate TID"

  10. What do you HATE to do at work?

    rngreenhorn replied to mickeymouse1205's topic in General Nursing

    Bed baths for people with severe psoriasous... ewwwwwwww! And thich yellow overgrown toenails gives me the willies.... yuckkky! Call me crazy, but I love to suction

  11. Most Common Med/Surg Drugs, Including New Drugs

    rngreenhorn replied to Town & Country's topic in General Nursing

    In my hospital the doc's love to give

  12. Does this sound funny to you?

    rngreenhorn replied to lovingtheunloved's topic in General Nursing

    warning only distantly related to the subject: I have a road near me called Foley Drive. I crack up everytime I drive by, picturing everyone in the neighborhood walking around with leg-bags.... OK,...

  13. New RN Nearing Burnout Already

    rngreenhorn replied to Rachel2004RN's topic in Rehabilitation

    Hello Rachel... Wow, sounds like you and I are on the same path. I started as an RN in August of this year, I finished my orientation the middle of September. I was hired for a rehab unit, but did...

  14. Stuff named after you?

    rngreenhorn replied to Jellibum's topic in Nursing Humor

    They named a comet after me: Haley's

  15. Urgent Warning***beware

    rngreenhorn replied to CHATSDALE's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorry guys, I guess you caught me. Maybe next time I should wear a black suit instead of the clown costume. Or maybe it was the pin hole camera that gave it

  16. A new drug to help stop smoking, AND lose weight AND fight drug and alcohol abuse...

    rngreenhorn replied to Monica RN,BSN's topic in General Nursing

    Dang, sign me up for that drug! In the mean time I'm gonna sit back, eat a Bigmac, drink a Coors and smoke a

  17. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    OK... CCU NRS, no apology needed... And this is way off the subject... What is "picaresque"? And how is it pronounced? And why Foghorn Leghorn... Just

  18. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    At the risk of sending this thread back to the front of the line... and possibly beating a dead horse... I have to say, I'm not sure I agree with your logic.Most persons I know base their faith on...

  19. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    Holy Cow!!!! CCU NRS-- I think we are getting a little carried away with the political correctness? "You can please some of the people some of the time. But you will never please all of the people all...

  20. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    Personally I'm a born again paranoid agnostic.... I don't know if there is a higher power... but if there is, I think it is out to get

  21. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    AMEN!!!!!

  22. An Open Letter to the President of the United States from America's RNs

    rngreenhorn replied to pickledpepperRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Exactly my point... the government is involved and it is still all messed up!! Imagine

  23. An Open Letter to the President of the United States from America's RNs

    rngreenhorn replied to pickledpepperRN's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Thanks but no thanks... The rhetoric of this open letter sounds wonderful.... In a perfect world. I have a problem with the statement "take immediate action to assure that all Americans have access to...

  24. Your perception of student nurses when they visit your hospital?

    rngreenhorn replied to avery's topic in General Nursing

    I just graduated from nursing school in May... Yesterday, I happened to be floating in a unit in which I have worked a total of 4 week. When we got our assignment in the AM, I was handed 3 nursing...

  25. Offended by Prayer

    rngreenhorn replied to CCU NRS's topic in General Nursing

    You better use the prayer in parenthesis on