Roy Fokker BSN, RN

ER/Trauma

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    Fast Food Medicine.

    Sometimes the issue IS fixable. Lack of beds, for example. Or how empty beds get assigned... And since management is ALL about "informing patients" - well, "informed patients" is what they get......
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    when patients go off the floor...

    Uhhh, nobody with an IV/hep-lock is allowed outside. Anyone who is intoxicated (be it drugs or alcohol) isn't allowed outside - period. This is especially true of our psych patients. I'm not chasing...
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    Am I cut out for the ED?

    Somedays I'm not sure I'm 'cut out for the ED'... and I've been doing ED nursing for a while now [ED = Emergency Department. It's a Department, not a Room. Just sayin' ] And on other days I feel...
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    What is the most interesting case you've seen in the ER?

    No idea. Sorry. She was sent to L&D right away. It wouldn't surprise me if both Mom and baby made it ok...
  5. "Sometimes it's hard to tell a drug seeker from a patient in pain". Ummm, not really. Especially if you work where I work. The 95th visit in less than 22 months for "migraines"? The 55th visit in less...
  6. Uhhh, I don't like to let on that I'm a nurse. The one time I ended up in the ER because of my SVT, I didn't say a word - either to the paramedics (didn't have to - he knew me but had the good sense...
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    Best thing you saw come in on New Year's Eve

    Other than the boat load of annoying drunks... .... kid with multiple stab wounds. Stable... but the ED staff was mad as heck that someone could do such a thing to a kid... -
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    What is the most interesting case you've seen in the ER?

    * Middle-age person complaining of bilat-ankle pain. Zero cardiovascular complaints (SoB, n/v, CP) Had been mowing lawn on a hot, humid day. Was tachycardic on initial presentation with diaphoresis....
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    How do you get thicker skin?

    Oh and by the way: Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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    How do you get thicker skin?

    I'm not sure a thick skin is going to help... much. I'm not even sure that's the issue... Rude people are rude people - be they patients or otherwise. Would you be wondering about this very question...
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    Any advice for a new ED nurse?

    *looks incredulously at hiddencatRN* "Transport tech"? What's that? You mean you actually have staff members assigned to move people around?*sound of bone shattering as jaw hits
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    No more Mr. Nice Guy (New Year Resolution)

    I don't have problems with my fellow RNs. I DO have issues with some of my nursing assistants - asking them to do work, ANY work, is like pulling teeth... Get off you butt and do your blessed JOB!...
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    I am done with healthcare

    I love (most of) the people I work with... but I am sooooo done with bedside nursing! And it sucks because I KNOW that I'm good at what I do. Most of my patients love me. But management and the...
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    Do I have a sign over my head?

    I think I've pushed/hung more Mannitol in the past three shifts than I have in the past three years! Makes me feel like there's a black cloud over my head with a sign saying "send all traumatic bleeds...
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    Rant: I will SHOW you where it is

    Plug/Put. ****. Back. In. After. You. Are. Done. Using. It!! Can't do that STAT EKG now because the battery is dead. Can't take a rectal temp. because none of the thermometers are anywhere to be...
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    Patient and family priorities

    I love the people who complain about the wait time. Usually a few facts helps issues ("The national average wait time in the ER is about 4 hours" or "yes, it takes 2 hours for the contrast to travel...
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    When adults whine....

    We have a couple prize ones who think that if they whine loud, hard and long enough we'll cave in and give them what they want just so they'll shut up (and/or quit scaring my 3 year old pt.) The...
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    Prankster patients

    Ever have a patient pull/say/do a good joke/prank on you? E.g. EMS brings in a 95 year old from local nursing home. Chief complaint is "fall". EMS tells us that it's unwitnessed fall and that Ms....
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    drawing labs in triage

    We tend to draw labs in triage when the wait time (in the waiting room) starts to approach 30-45 mins [meaning: Pt. has been sitting in waiting room awaiting stretcher in ED for 30-45 mins. This...
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    overdose on RX meds

    http://news.nurse.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011111140003 How's the "War on Drugs" workin' for ya? Personally (from an ER nurse perspective), * Most docs and nurses don't begrudge the obvious...
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    Are 12 hour shifts going extinct?

    Are they nuts? Who the heck wants to be at work 5 days a week??!!
  22. all right. i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people. and i know that i'm not alone :) so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to...
  23. Hey y'all How often do we ask patients when they come into the ER if they've seen their PMD for the issue? How often do we discharge pts. with the instruction to "follow up with your PMD?" See I was...
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    helppp, i think i hate nursing

    Oi!! You're working nights! Are you a "night person" ? I have a sneaky feeling that working nights is one of the reasons - if not the biggest reason - as to why you're feeling the way you do right...
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    When is a nurse considered experienced?

    Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from a lot of bad judgment.