diva rn

diva rn BSN, RN

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  1. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Oh Dear Lord......I just started reading "overheard at the nurses station"......and got to the response of "my favorite" poster...the I know everything guy....and just about spit out my coffee! He had...

  2. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    and I see you're (your) familiar with his

  3. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Wow, didn't think of that but you're (your) so correct... I would pass on the NSAIDS and go right to the

  4. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    .....and I love the visual on the enucleation by melon baller.... I too, think we should have a "smiley" with this.... (or I to, or I two...take your

  5. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    "I live in East Mumberflicken, FLorida. Will the Pearson trick work for me? or is just for students in certain select states?" If it doesn't, then I am going to sue the PVT people....what do you all...

  6. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    wooh, just to make your day....check out some of the other posts of the "fledging nurse manager".....and I think she's a he.....this poster has had something to say to everyone about everything in the...

  7. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Yes, there is and I think Ozzie sums it up best with "Crazy

  8. Wow, we weren't expecting that!

    diva rn replied to NO50FRANNY's topic in General Nursing

    My favorite "we weren't expecting that" came on a relatively busy Saturday ER night a number of years ago. (this is in a inner city hospital) A quiet middle aged Latino man who spoke very little...

  9. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Ok, This made me really laugh! I so feel your pain....I always say "give me a gun because a knife isn't quick enough"..... Also, I feel that if I read enough of the grammar posts, I won't need to bang...

  10. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Oh, yeah, I have even seen "I am a pre-pre nursing student"......um, ok, does that mean you are still in high

  11. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    One would think that wouldn't one???? However, after reading some of the posts over the last few years, carolladybelle, does it really suprise you? How about "I past my NCLEX" or the ever popular...

  12. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    But I do want it! I do, I do, I DO!!!!! And I will find a job...because it is my DREAM!!!!111!!!1!! It really doesn't matter that I have NO discernable talent.....I know if I want it badly enough and...

  13. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    That's right out of Gypsy.....if you want to bump it, bump it with a

  14. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I am more of a "Broadway Belter"...and I call Trollop! (Broadway is my life)...... or should I say

  15. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    that sort of reminds me of the wizard of oz...... lions and tigers and bears, oh my! i like trollops and strumpets and mimes...oh my! or it could go.... fomites and spiders and mimes....oh my! (i...

  16. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    See, you be in the spirit already!! you be shouting out!! Serioulsy, has anyone noticed there are about a gazillion "I passed-(or my personal favorite)-I past the NCLEX" threads out there...... Guess...

  17. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Apparently God is sometimes too busy with those war, famine and natural disaster things.....it's nice to know that sometimes you can pass just by STUDYING....and knowing the

  18. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Re: Special Snowflake........ Bummer! I finally find the thread...get my fur ruffled, mainly because of how she "dissed" two of my favorite AN members in her response to their posts...and with...

  19. Drug testing a RN while a patient in the er

    diva rn replied to lori4367's topic in General Nursing

  20. Drug testing a RN while a patient in the er

    diva rn replied to lori4367's topic in General Nursing

    How about those big canisters of Nitrous Oxide in the dental offices???? Just

  21. hours worked

    diva rn replied to anotherone's topic in General Nursing

    I am so with you there....I worked the same 3 weekend 12's (nights) for many years-by CHOICE-and I loved it. Now I am stuck...yes, stuck in a 9-5pm case management office type job doing it 5 days a...

  22. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    While I am laughing like crazy at this.....(and I am not 65)...I have had BOTH of my hips and BOTH of my knees replaced....so it hits a little too close to home....and I am still schlepping away at...

  23. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    No, probably not, but the fact that you are still in your bathrobe at 13:20 is a good start...I think you need to work on the arrest, though. Can you leave your house and wander through the...

  24. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I have always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon because I want to be the first doctor that does the world's first BRAIN TRANSPLANT....but I really don't want to go to medical school. Does anyone know any...

  25. The Mockery of Nursing

    diva rn replied to Old.Timer's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Hmmmmm, I would suggest that you drive your car into a house after shoplifting the tequila and whiskey while you are drinking it.....................while wearing your scrubs, of course....that way...