Cohiba

Cohiba

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  1. I'm a "senior" of sorts in an ABSN program (96 days and a wakeup left so we're over 3/4 done...) and from my EMS experience prior to nursing school/exposure to various specialties during clinicals,...
  2. Humor: You Might be an ER Nurse

    You realize 99% of the violence in the world is committed by 3 characters--"Some guy", "these two dudes", or "that
  3. USN nursing school interview

    I'm currently enrolled (fixing to start Block 3.0 tomorrow) and the ABSN program is every bit as intense as you may have read. While the material we've learned so far isn't particularly difficult,...
  4. What's your favorite nursing/nurses' prayer?

    "Lord, don't let me f*** this
  5. What was the lowest diastolic bp you have seen?

    Systolic of 0--I've had a couple pt's have tied that number and they were all EXCEPTIONALLY
  6. USN ABSN July 2011

    Overall the interview went well. I won't give the exact questions I was asked (academic integrity and all...) but if you prepare to address the topics provided in the email from Imelda to schedule...
  7. Favorite bumper stickers

    "Welcome to Montana--Now Go Home" "God Bless Our Troops, Especially Our Snipers" (that one's on my truck currently). (upside down on any number of Jeeps) "If You Can Read This, Flip Me
  8. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    There go my weekend plans...
  9. Mouth to mouth without barrier?

    Other than blood family, there isn't anyone I'd do mouth-to-mouth on w/o a
  10. Summer reading - Any suggestions?

    "Stiff" by Mary Roach is quite a hoot The "Body Farm" series by Jefferson Bass (nom de plume) is also very interesting. My uncle has done several seminars with Dr. Bass (one of the authors) and he...
  11. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Apparently inserting opened safety pins up one's urethra is a bad idea--who'd have thunk
  12. USN ABSN July 2011

    I'm applying for the July cohort and here's my timeline: Application sent in: appx 1 April (can't remember exactly) Unofficial transcripts emailed: appx 30 March Official transcripts ordered: appx 1...
  13. How did everyone do in your Spring classes?

    Rocked 'em--A in Human Lifespan Development, A in Medical Law/Ethics, C in History of Islam (near-completely tubed the first exam so C makes for a very nice recovery). For working full time, I'm...