Cohiba

Cohiba

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  1. Career Change

    Quit your job, take out student loans, and hit the books full-time. It'll suck for a while but if you really want to be a nurse and the prereq courses are only available on a day schedule I don't see...
  2. Oldest patient

    I worked with a patient (during mental health clinicals--go figure) who claimed he was Jesus so unless you can top someone who's 2,013 years old I win this
  3. Pretend Patient

    Ebola or organophosphate poisoning are "interesting"... The organophosphates could come from a pesticide exposure and not necessarily a nerve gas attack if farm chemicals are around where you're...
  4. Working nights vs. being unemployed as a new grad in CA? That one's an easy call--drink a ton of water to pressurize your bladder and stay awake from having to pee every 15 minutes, pound some...
  5. As with many many other threads in this sub-forum, there is absolutely no way to answer that question since circumstances vary between cases and what works for one set of conditions (DoJ, employer,...
  6. The day I got the "You passed" email, I took myself out to lunch and paid with a check just so that I could sign it and tack on "RN"--after that I only use post-nomials on work stuff where necessary,...
  7. Whats a good elective?

    I've done some more thinking and have a caveat to my posts about Spanish--if your school offers an ASL (American Sign Language) class that fits in your schedule, IMO you'd be silly to pass that up....
  8. Whats a good elective?

    Even if you only retain a little bit from a semester or two of any foreign language, being able to ask a patient in their language "Where is your pain" and a few other appropriate phrases can go a...
  9. Working Mon-Fri

    Perhaps you could reflect on their comments while you spend a pleasant weekend with your family/friends as they're schlepping off to work on a
  10. A trip is a nice idea, but make sure it's to a destination where THEY want to go, not necessarily where you want to. As an example, if they both really love fishing and couldn't give a hoot about...
  11. What she said with the exception of our Senior Practicum where we submitted a list of specialties (ER, ICU, Med/Surg, etc) and facilities and facilities where we wanted to go, then matches were made...
  12. Whats a good elective?

    Spanish
  13. Whats your favorite montra or saying?

    "Lord, don't let me mess this
  14. Perhaps I'm reading this differently than the first repondent, but I interpreted that quote as her telling you not to focus on job hunting (at that facility or anywhere else) before you pass the NCLEX...
  15. Probation, lost current job, now what?

    Doubt it--for any of the V.A. applications I've submitted, there is a question in the "Basic Qualifications" section asking something like (sorry--I can't remember the exact verbiage) "Do you have a...
  16. I am now a nursing student! Yay. Now what?

    Cut-and-pasted (with slight edits) from another thread: Between now and orientation sleep as much as you can, party like a rock star, load up your Starbucks card, and don't do anything school-related...
  17. RN pay Louisiana

    Impossible to say--it's not as if there's one standard pay rate for RN's
  18. New Pre Nursing Student

    Sleep as much as you can, party like a rock star, load up your Starbucks card, and don't do anything nursing school-related unless you absolutely have to, i.e. start a vaccine series or turn in the...
  19. Fluids during Endoscopy

    civilian outpatient GI clinic: normal days with moderate sedation (Fentanyl/Versed): hang 500 ml NS TKO MAC (Monitored Anesthesia Care) days w/an anesthesiologist pushing Proprofol: hang 1L LR
  20. What Watch?

    I've been thinking about buying one of the watches I linked to below the next time I order from Amazon--it's dirt-simple, has a second hand, is reasonably water-resistant, and is cheap enough that if...
  21. NIGHT SHIFT CENTRAL!

    I would drink a TON (perhaps literally) of water when I was working nights. Keeping my bladder at three trillion psi meant I was alert, even during my witching hours from 0300-0500, but didn't have...
  22. What made you decide to go for ASN or BSN?

    ADN (in Cali) = 2 or 3 year waitlist IF I got onto it, but cheap ABSN = basically no waitlist since I had my prereq's done (applied end of March, interviewed in May, started in July) but
  23. Seeing "walking quadriplegia" as a direct quote from the pt. in triage had us all scratching our
  24. The waiting period

    " Anyone want to share stories of how they distracted themselves..." Cigars, Scotch, and quality time with my buds behind a rifle--once my app dropped into the mailbox everything was out of my hands...
  25. Maybe the work/studying paid off or maybe I just got lucky when the assignment generator was running, but I was fortunate enough to receive the preceptorship assignment I've been hoping for since...