No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    and yet, there you are....... vomicking all over the place! clean-up on post
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    We must be professional; please refer to them as APPLAUSE cells, thank
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    Yeah, I admit IF I HAD THE $$$$$, I would have one of those "Lifestyle Lift" procedures. My sister made sure I read all the horror stories after she heard me make that remark, but I think if you get a...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek:Eeeyech! One wonders, were it viable, WHAT it might produce.
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    That's babyFACE:D,if you please! By the way, I read somewhere that when LIPO is done in one place, the fat that would otherwise accumulate in that spot will travel to another site? Does anybody know...
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    . Have you noticed that with many celebs, the "first time" they have it done. they look relaxed and refreshed, but that with each successive procedure, they look less and less like themselves? I would...
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Uuuhhhhhh......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't do that! Though I was a pimp once! I worked in a place where we raised rats, and I had a friend who had a pet male rat who had , as my friend put it, "never...
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth:
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    "....a purring twit" :hhmth: Poi, you are a
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    To old to be hired anymore?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to kathylorr's topic in General Nursing

    The combination of age (62) and a flag on my license has netted me ZERO interviews from MULTIPLE applications. I'm doing CNA/PDN, so at least I get to do the patient-care I love. But the $$ sucks, and...
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    You did just fine! They don't have to be funny! No pressure! If you'll look at the thread's start, my first example wasn't funny AT ALL! The original book "Not Exactly What I Had In Mind" has some...
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

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    The dumbest thing you've ever heard...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Limp nodes and colonotomies.....I think I need to go back and take a refresher course ( or is that a reflesher
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    (nursing isn't hard, it's all the B___S___ that surrounds it!) six words of encouragement: We Are All Bozo's On This Bus! Six More Words: The Water's Wet ; Jump Right
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    $450 scrub top... yeah, I know, for real.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to A&OxNone's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    I envision COBAN body wraps, multicolored; or KERLIX chemises with twill-tape straps; DUODERM cut to fit would take care of any nip protrusions; Vaseline-gauze bodysuits; 4x4 patchwork sweaters; I...
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    $450 scrub top... yeah, I know, for real.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to A&OxNone's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Yeah, I was thinking I could just scotch tape some odd scraps of this and that to my scrub top, and VOILA! I'm a
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    Soooooo, maybe my example was not so humorous! The book this idea came from was titled "Not Exactly What I Had Planned" (6 word memoirs) Here's some examples from me to get you started: Six Words...
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    $450 scrub top... yeah, I know, for real.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to A&OxNone's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    I kept pushing the 'next' button.....and under the Twin Fashionography , photo # 5......looks VERY MUCH like HOSPITAL
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    EEUUUUEEEUUUUUUWWWW!
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    OhioRN on probation, not drug related, been 3 years! What to do please help??

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to GotoGirlRN's topic in Nurses Recovery

    "Nursing ruins lives." Truer words, etc.
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I can honestly say, in all my years as a nurse, I have never been peed on by a dead man...... I can't stop giggling about that, sorry! But, at least you know he didn't do it on purpose; THAT might...
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    OhioRN on probation, not drug related, been 3 years! What to do please help??

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to GotoGirlRN's topic in Nurses Recovery

    My heart goes out to you; we are in a similar boat. I am on probation and have been applying for nsg. jobs for a year now and have never received one "bite"....ie, no interviews at all. I have a time...
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    Saw my first dead body in the hospital

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to NurseAndLovinIt's topic in General Nursing

    / trying to delete this reply box from my computer/sorry for interupting the thread, but this is the only way I could do it, by making a posting .......BUT it didn't work. OH
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    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    A retired, senile priest used to invite us student nurses to get into bed with him and help him warm up ; he spoke with a charming Irish brogue, "Come into my bed, little darlin'; I won't hurt ye, I...
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Something a charge nurse actually said to a doc on the phone at 10:45 PM: "Well, Dr. M_______, If you would learn to write a COMPLETE order, I wouldn't have to call you for...