No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    screw parties--isn't that just another name for staff
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :uhoh3:And go work for an agency doing temp-staffing if you want to pick your shifts week by
  3. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    And while you're at it, replace the toilet-paper roll in the restrom. It won't show you a flashing light, but the roll will be plain cardboard, without paper on it. If you use the last square, be...
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    Yeah, and I've seen him, too (photo/video). What about the lizard-guy, who also has a SPLIT
  5. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth::hpygrp: Oh, yeah, nurses and their famous screw parties!!!!!! We ALL know about
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    I thought I read somewhere that this woman was wanting to resemble a cat? Or was that some OTHER unfortunate
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek: :eek:
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    Having "procedures" nowadays is like going out and buying a new
  9. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Way back.......I was 5'9" and 125 lbs.......I strong-armed this LARGE old fella out of bed and into his chair, and he said, "Hmmmm! You're a RIGHT STOUT little girly, ain't ya?!!!" (Yep, I
  10. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I am going to invent "Spit-guard" for AN subscribers! I will become rich and
  11. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Remove your cranium from your orifice, your probiscus from the DON's orifice, and your self-righteous idiocy from this vicinity,
  12. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Get up, put on these scrubs, and work my 12 hours. We'll talk again after
  13. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    i really would love to, just once, cop an attitude, stick my hip out, waggle my head, and with a most obnoxious facial expression , echo back : "
  14. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I wouldn't have to be pregnant to get right back in that idiot's
  15. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I think you should add "DUH!", after your comment to 'sweetie' (not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    I recommend LOTS of nuts and berries prior to curling up in the
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    AND: humiliating discouraging devastating humbling depressing stupid
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw a poor squirrel eat up with these, I felt so bad for the little thing that nothing cold be done for it .I know alot of people think squirrels are just tree rats, but I feel bad for any little...
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    Considering move to Kalifornia, post
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    What a TERRIFIC
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Yeah and you can bet the bank on it : if the facility staff suddenly were thrown into any mix as an agency nurse they'd be squawking and whining complaints out every
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    uh-oh!
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    What nursing shortage? Where are
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    How many residents is too many for one nurse?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to arabstarRN's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    Oh, doncha know? Everybody but you has NO PROBLEMS passing meds for 50 patients within the 2 hr. window allotted for a med pass! And nobody but YOU has to stay late to make sure your documentation...
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    Plastic Surgery

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to maxienurse's topic in Aesthetics

    I have to say that when I was a kid, some of my favorite people were "old" folks. Because of the love I felt from them, they were so beautiful to me; I actually looked forward to getting to be an old...