No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Maybe its just the floor but...

    I'm going to give you the place on here where you can read my posts about my situation; it is just tooooo much to have to recount it. The posts are a little long and it was written before I learned...
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    Oh, the Q is silent...

    And if you were from WisKahnsin, you'd say "Dy-Lord-id" (I'm sorry, that wasn't very
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    Maybe its just the floor but...

    Six months was just exactly long enough for me to get the flag on my license.
  4. opossum-- My MIL is one of thosewho is 'allergic' to ....it would seem.....everything! She's always saying she 'can't breathe' ...and all the while complaining outloud and without a wheeze or a gasp....
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    Funny things patients say !

    I'm going to have to remember that quote, it might come in handy
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    Funny things patients say !

    Yep, well, I don't know if it OFFICIALLY is, but I was trying to be
  7. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    'And would you like us to inflate your companion
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    What do you do on the drive to work?

    oh, yeah, depilatory on the eyebrows, pedicure, crossword puzzles, frosting a cake, artwork on the etch-a-sketch, decoupaging. I get alot done during
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Buzz
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    Maybe its just the floor but...

    I'm tellin' ya, ETHICS encompasses more than you think it does. Look it up and research it in detail. You are in an ETHICAL DILEMMA, and nobody will appreciate that you 'tried so hard' if you end up...
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    Maybe its just the floor but...

    Your last two sentences are extremely key to your situation. I was in similar straits and kept trying and trying and trying to keep up; long story short I ended up taking "Legal and Ethical...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN'
  13. No Stars In My Eyes

    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    :eek:
  14. No Stars In My Eyes

    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    :eek:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    RaineyRN- Thanx, now I can't get the tune "Old Man River" out of my head, but it's "Ol' Man
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    This "us" vs "them" mentality....

    Going through an ORIENTATION to a specific unit and a services particularities isn't the same thing as being a student. Even us '100 years of experience' nurses weren't just flung out on the floor all...
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    This "us" vs "them" mentality....

    I'm not an RN, I am an LPN, and though I was trained FOREVER ago, they key word in my training was PRACTCAL. We had clinicals in which we repeatedly practiced what we learned in theory. When I was...
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    What career? I NEED A
  19. YAAAAYAAAAAAAMEN!!!!! You tell'em and I'll stand here and pat my foot! (Something M-I-L says sometimes) The melodramatics, the really BAD acting, the need to
  20. If you would stop grunting and groaning and speak in WORDS, I might be able to figure out what to do to help you feel
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    That is truly, honestly, horribly
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    Funny things patients say !

    Even more to the point than my
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    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    "my fingers are too big to get the roll on the spindle and get it back in place" honest, that's the excuse i hear!
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    Funny things patients say !

    Conservative Hussy, RN. It has a kind of edgy ring to it! You ol' Clara Barton acting thing,
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    Funny things patients say !

    screw parties--isn't that just another name for staff