No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Maybe its just the floor but...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChiTownRN5's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I'm going to give you the place on here where you can read my posts about my situation; it is just tooooo much to have to recount it. The posts are a little long and it was written before I learned...
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    Oh, the Q is silent...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to SeeTheMoon's topic in Nursing Humor

    And if you were from WisKahnsin, you'd say "Dy-Lord-id" (I'm sorry, that wasn't very
  3. No Stars In My Eyes

    Maybe its just the floor but...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChiTownRN5's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Six months was just exactly long enough for me to get the flag on my license.
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    opossum-- My MIL is one of thosewho is 'allergic' to ....it would seem.....everything! She's always saying she 'can't breathe' ...and all the while complaining outloud and without a wheeze or a gasp....
  5. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm going to have to remember that quote, it might come in handy
  6. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yep, well, I don't know if it OFFICIALLY is, but I was trying to be
  7. No Stars In My Eyes

    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    'And would you like us to inflate your companion
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    What do you do on the drive to work?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to whitecat5000's topic in General Nursing

    oh, yeah, depilatory on the eyebrows, pedicure, crossword puzzles, frosting a cake, artwork on the etch-a-sketch, decoupaging. I get alot done during
  9. No Stars In My Eyes

    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Buzz
  10. No Stars In My Eyes

    Maybe its just the floor but...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChiTownRN5's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I'm tellin' ya, ETHICS encompasses more than you think it does. Look it up and research it in detail. You are in an ETHICAL DILEMMA, and nobody will appreciate that you 'tried so hard' if you end up...
  11. No Stars In My Eyes

    Maybe its just the floor but...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChiTownRN5's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Your last two sentences are extremely key to your situation. I was in similar straits and kept trying and trying and trying to keep up; long story short I ended up taking "Legal and Ethical...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN'
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    RaineyRN- Thanx, now I can't get the tune "Old Man River" out of my head, but it's "Ol' Man
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    This "us" vs "them" mentality....

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to DL-SNUP's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Going through an ORIENTATION to a specific unit and a services particularities isn't the same thing as being a student. Even us '100 years of experience' nurses weren't just flung out on the floor all...
  17. No Stars In My Eyes

    This "us" vs "them" mentality....

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to DL-SNUP's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I'm not an RN, I am an LPN, and though I was trained FOREVER ago, they key word in my training was PRACTCAL. We had clinicals in which we repeatedly practiced what we learned in theory. When I was...
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    What career? I NEED A
  19. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    YAAAAYAAAAAAAMEN!!!!! You tell'em and I'll stand here and pat my foot! (Something M-I-L says sometimes) The melodramatics, the really BAD acting, the need to
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    If you would stop grunting and groaning and speak in WORDS, I might be able to figure out what to do to help you feel
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    That is truly, honestly, horribly
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    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Even more to the point than my
  23. No Stars In My Eyes

    Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    "my fingers are too big to get the roll on the spindle and get it back in place" honest, that's the excuse i hear!
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    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Conservative Hussy, RN. It has a kind of edgy ring to it! You ol' Clara Barton acting thing,
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    Funny things patients say !

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    screw parties--isn't that just another name for staff