No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Geeeezzz, Pug, nothin' like "gettin' into your
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    This "us" vs "them" mentality....

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to DL-SNUP's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :yeah:ABSOLUTELY! BRAVO! YES!
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    i've never heard this one before! cool
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    Insomnia

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Vtachy1's topic in Health, Stress Management

    I'm doing a little better sleep-wise since I posted here previously (June). I've never heard of elevil being given for sleep, 'least i don't think I have. It just amazes me how many people have...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts...." We're having flashbacks
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :hhmth::hhmth::hhmth::hhmth::hhmth: Thank you for being so totally off your
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    223 a.) sleeping pill 224 a.) inspite of blurring vision; close one eye and keep reading with the
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    remember when...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to kjpstmb's topic in Nursing Humor

    JBudd-- Yes to all of that! And no dispoable kits for
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ktliz's topic in General Nursing

    DEAL! It's not a kryptonite, but I don't like doing male cathterizations; I am also hopelessly inept at venipuncture. I used to do trade-offs when I worked HH, I'd take the trachs + ostomies,and my...
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    You Can't Be a Nurse Without Love

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Mully's topic in General Nursing

    The doc/surgeon loved his job, too, though his perception of what was going on outside of himself was a bit cloudy. He loved being able to step in and discern what was required; he loved being able to...
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :eek:DOUBLE
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    remember when...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to kjpstmb's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorbisan,,,,that's that white, thin porous stuff made with a seaweed base? When I was in Home Health, the co. rep came to demo Sorbisan for us so we could request orders from the doc. The thing we...
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    Things you'd LOVE to be able to tell patients, and get away with it.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to AngelfireRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    "You are enough of an adult (32 y.o.) to refer to that portion of your anatomy as a member, you don't have to call it 'my dangler". ( All I could think of at the time was that country (?) song :...
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    Why did you pick your username?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to made's topic in General Nursing

    .....because Lemonjello and La-a were already
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ktliz's topic in General Nursing

    I hate the crunching sound of a chest-tube insertion through
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ktliz's topic in General Nursing

    The girl I was teamed up with for med/surg clinicals had an awful habit of making awful faces....without even knowing it!She'd WINCE while she was giving a shot. I'd have to whisper, " M____, your...
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ktliz's topic in General Nursing

    NOTHING?????
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    Nurses protest at HCA Largo Medical Center

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to VU RN BSN's topic in Collective Bargaining, Union

    Of course, because the nurse(s) are always the ones to take all the blame. It's your classic ethical dilemma: do I put my "all" into the job, tyring to improve things as best I can, and risk my...
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    VENT ! Well they won !I am quiting

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Trekfan's topic in General Nursing

    ".....& you deserve it!" WTH is that supposed to mean? Awfully quick to call a judgement on something about which you know very little. You ought to rein in that attitude a
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    What do you do on the drive to work?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to whitecat5000's topic in General Nursing

    Oh, I am old. I've never heard of any of the stuff you mentioned. But I'm not so old I don't appreciate the rattling, ear-stripping aspect............. it's why I have some nerve-damage...
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    What do you do on the drive to work?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to whitecat5000's topic in General Nursing

    Yup, there are days when I pray the whole
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    My Nursing Career In Six Words

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to No Stars In My Eyes's topic in Nursing Humor

    "what the heck is that smell?"
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    What's your nursing kryptonite?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ktliz's topic in General Nursing

    I envision 'guests' reading this post and responding: :eek:LOVES COLOSTOMIES!????
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    War stories, after the fact, are half the