No Stars In My Eyes

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    Unusual treatments

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    I'm still boggled by the cooked, cold cabbage in the bra.....I know it's not sauerkraut, but that's what I imagined. What a smell that would be! Like wearing garlic in a pouch of flannel; what's that...
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    So Embarrassing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to BSNbeauty's topic in General Nursing

    Oh, I believe you are completely serious! It's just the way you are serious that I think is amusing.....seriously! You're really kind of
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    Something I noticed about the ANA.

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to pixiestudent2's topic in General Nursing

    The stock photo is now ~~30 years old. Two of the people in the picture have retired; one was brought before the State Board of Nursing; another has changed gender completely; and one has left nursing...
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    So Embarrassing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to BSNbeauty's topic in General Nursing

    NoADL's post made me LOL.....wouldn't expect to hear anything different from him. I think he was just needling the
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    Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    'I don't know! One second she was standing here, and then next thing I knew, she'd been sucked up into that device up
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    Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    This is sooooo true! A task that takes maybe 30 seconds has to wait for hours or days until that service request has followed it's own little path back to maintenance's hand and worked it's way to the...
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    I was "only a diploma nurse" and I just have to say that my hospital based nursing school was very intensive. At the time of my training, however, technology had not yet taken off and we did not have...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    If "They're Coming To Take Me Away" were to be released today in our hyper-offended society,
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    Not your imagination. But have you ever notice that some folks, as they age, they morph into a totally different appearance, you'd never recognize them from pictures of their youth.......and then...
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    Stuck, yes, and not in a good way. Though he may be good-lookin', lusting after him would do no good, because becoming such a Christian, suddenly, would mean he doesn't mess around any more. I'd...
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    If you want to work in psych you must be crazy yourself...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Msmedic68w's topic in Psychiatric

    Doesn't INsane really mean OUTside of
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    If you want to work in psych you must be crazy yourself...

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Msmedic68w's topic in Psychiatric

    Somebody asked me once, "What is your problem? Are you CRAZY?!?!?!?" "Nope. I'm entirely too effin' sane. That's MY
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    Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Yup, went to the best schools, worked my way up, and it seems I'm still the only one who knows how to change a light bulb, replace batteries, and replace toilet paper
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    Couldn't snag any good dirt about imposters on my state's BoN either. Oh
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    There's an "imposter alert"??? Hot diggetty, I'm goin' on a
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    Loco-Parentis

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    Gads! If you had given a clearer explanation in the first place you might have rec'd some helpful replies. I had to read your OP more than a few times but I still didn't get any of the info you...
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    Why do nurses seem to have a bad reputation?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to unbrokenx3's topic in General Nursing

    I have tried and tried to look covertly up through my lashes, but all I can do with my head tilted down is peer up through my bangs. Now, if I am stretched out on my back, if I mostly close my eyes...
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    Aaaah. Kick back and put your feet up, fellow COBS; this was a good piece of work,
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Longa's topic in General Nursing

    OP - Travel back in time and if you worked as a 'practical nurse'in WWI and after( ie, trained on the job), when the actual licensure became more common in the late 1940's, you could be grandfathered...
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    Funny Things Patients Say

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to PMFB-RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Old guy, frequent flyer, COPD, right across from nurse's station, had a habit of coming out of his room wearing only his O2 nasal cannula. When chided for this activity, he didn't know what the big...
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    Please don't call me Dude

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    "YO! Ma'am! " I love it, Farawyn, I am going to use that myself sometime
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    Sexy male scrubs

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Betenhauser's topic in Men in Nursing

    I'm so old I remember the brouhaha over wearing "pants-suits"; and back then they HAD to be white. I always thought they looked like a pair of old man's pajamas. Hated 'em. And if you were wearing...
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    Please don't call me Dude

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    No, ma'am. I do not. Introduce myself by either first name or first and last names, depending on the circumstances. I don't expect to be called Mrs. or Ms. Eyes unless it is by a clerk who doesn't...
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    Please don't call me Dude

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    I don't think the ma'am/sir thing is offensive. It's just that I felt young, still a 'girl'...ie I was unmarried and responsible to no-one but myself. I felt foot-loose and fancy free. (Didn't get...
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    Please don't call me Dude

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    ...or that the speaker is being