No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Unusual treatments

    How can you tell if a rat has a fever? I have personally known several rats (domesticated/pets) but not well enough to chance getting bit while taking a rectal temp on
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    Curious:
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    Another chapter for the book

    The ​least he could do is wear a mask so ya wouldn't have to LOOK at the noseplugs
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    You should know better

    Dentists. Gads. I would go 8-10 years w/o going. Only time I ever showed up was if I had an abcessed tooth..One dentist zonked me with 'laughing gas', another would have me take 50 mg of Seconal an...
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    The Worst Hospital Visitor I've Ever Seen

    Trixie Belden!!! Did a doubletake when I saw your screen name! I used to read those books when I was a kid! (P.S. Welcome to
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    WELL, WOULD YOU???

    I think a bunch of professionals willing to make a point is not necessarily unprofessional. In this day and age you have to do SOMETHING kind of radical to garner attention to your
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    Unusual treatments

    Oh! I know that in certain regions this would not be considered unusual, but I was instructed by a nice ol' Southern boy on how to use tobacco medicinally. So I put that knowledge to use on myself...
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    New Grad...Is this typical?

    Do hospitals even require you, upon being hired, to fill out a skills checklist anymore? Used to have to do that, and begin working on goals to be "passed off on" and get skills under your belt. Most...
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    WELL, WOULD YOU???

    The answer for me is 'no!' Unless they offered to pay off my mortgage. Then I think I'd find a way to live with posing (back to the camera,
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    Case study - what would you do?

    When I read OP, my very first instinct was to be like Cher in MOONSTRUCK and give the patient (standing in as Nic Cage) a hearty slap in the face and yell, "GET OVER IT!" But then I kept reading...
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    WELL, WOULD YOU???

    What is the name of that female fertility symbol that looks like a mis-shapen tuber? I would make a tiny set of underwear to go on it and say it's me. (close
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    You should know better

    I could read this thread all day long! It makes me feel soooo much better about myself. I appreciate having comrades-in-arms in the "You-Should Know Better" aspect of
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    Unusual treatments

    So I'm wondering what criteria there is to ascertain that a particular bear is
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    Notes in 3rd person style

    No nurse has ever gone into nursing for the
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    Notes in 3rd person style

    Not quite the same problem in PD cases. Our legal charting goes on a designated form and is turned in to the office. We also keep a shift log narrative for just us caregivers, otherwise continuity is...
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    You should know better

    Partial confessions; not going to lay ALL my faults and vices out for all to 'tsk' over, even if this is an anonymous site. Got to maintain a small amount of dignity! I gave up full-strength Pepsi two...
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    Does everyone have a conscience?

    Troll or not, the OP surely lives in a very different world than most of
  18. If they told you you should be a kindergarten teacher, maybe it was because THEY were being infantile/childish and having a difficult time acting and dealing with things like grown-ups. Maybe THEY...
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    How many jobs/units until you found your "niche"

    AMEN!
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    Unusual treatments

    Well, regardless of what chiggers do or don't do to our skin, the nail polish trick on the raised, red, itchiness....kills the itchiness. I know from personal experience. It is nothing short of a...
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    Unusual treatments

    "Okay, Mr. Smith, Time to take your Poop Pili; your Ca-ca Capsule; your Shift-/without-the-'f'/-Swish-n-Swallow; that fine Fecal Finish will soon be lining your guts!" OH, WHAT A RELIEF IT
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    Two CVICU nurses singing about ACLS!

    Loved both very clever songs. I used to do this kind of thing (re-writing lyrics to songs) in the 1990's. Wish I'd been persistent enough to keep doing it, and brave enough to put it on youtube now....
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    Unusual treatments

    It's much easier and less smelly than 'natural' TAG-AWAY!! That stuff stinks, plus you are supposed to put it on three times a day! Waste of money. I'll just dab the 'dries in 60 seconds!' clear nail...
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    Unusual treatments

    Have started this AM to 'test-drive' the nail polish on a skin-tag treatment. Will report back at a later
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    Become a Nurse without Nursing School

    If Mr. Feynman was still alive, I'd be his groupie. I love a brain like his! First time I read his stuff I crushed something