No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Rant - How should *I* know?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    Here's my
  2. No Stars In My Eyes

    Rant - How should *I* know?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    My first week on the job and I spelled my name wrong when I was signing off on narcos, can I lose my
  3. No Stars In My Eyes

    Rant - How should *I* know?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    As me old mither used to say, "You're a GOOD
  4. No Stars In My Eyes

    Rant - How should *I* know?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    All I got was a page that said "********.net/cards" could not be shown to me. What am I, a delicate, sensitive, hot-house flower who was raised in the Snowflake Palace? That's discrimination, that's...
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    They Will Never Leave!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in General Nursing

    Gosh, imagine! If there was a maitre d' on each hospital floor, the nurses might actually be free to practice their
  6. No Stars In My Eyes

    Rant - How should *I* know?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to canigraduate's topic in General Nursing

    Not the least bit NETY, here, but I do spit pre-newbies out frequently. If they would just learn how to search, they would find HUNDREDS of the very same empty-brained posts just like the one they...
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    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

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    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Ah, yeah, but the inside of a heat pack is sooo much better than some of the food patients
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I take exception to your book suggestion. Far'wyn is , like me, addicted to being a Happy Idiot, not to "Unhappiness."
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    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    This post made me shudder........it takes my breath just to imagine it, and NOT in a good way! The taste buds would be the first things to shrivel
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    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    :eek:Why, oh why, oh why? Interesting combo,
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    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Did any of you watch America's Got Talent, the season that just ended? The guy who came in 2nd was a "Professional Regurgitator"....which I admit SOUNDS like it would be a really and truly disgusting...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    What elz iz
  14. No Stars In My Eyes

    Weirdest/most difficult thing swallowed by a patient

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    I worked a PDN case where a co-worker always arrived at work with her box of cornstarch and a spoon. She had a box-a-day habit. She kept the box and spoon out in the attached garage and would slip out...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    UH-OH! Flared eyes and a grimace of a grin....that's one scary looking, four-point-restraint-needing ninja-dude His skin's so tough that the needle bounced off it! Someone get out the Haldol Hose,...
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    Nurse Slang Yo!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ladysushi's topic in General Nursing

    My motto: ​Laugh, or go crazy. I choose laughter. Sometimes "inappropriate" is the only appropriate way to respond. Talk to soldiers/vets, police, EMT's about dark humor. Telling war stories...
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    No Longer a Fan

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nynursey_'s topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, I agree. When I finished reading your original post, I went straight back to the Valley-Girl 1980's days, because I said out loud, "Oh, gag me with a
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    Code Blue: What Should I Do?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Bridgid Joseph's topic in General Nursing

    As an LPN on the code-teams to which I have been assigned , my job was usually being the recorder, and I loved it! I'd grab that clipboard, climb up on a sturdy chair to be better able to observe, and...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    brown-noser
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    Thanks for the support and opposition

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Jules A's topic in General Nursing

    I was thinking the COB would look good if it had the stethoscope partially sticking out of the corner of its
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    Thank you, Joy Behar!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in Nursing Humor

    Didja see the one on gomerblog about Miss CO having to wear a yellow contact-precautions gown while on The
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    Thank you, Joy Behar!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in Nursing Humor

    'Raving Syndrome', patting at her hair and lifting a shoulder, said ,while making a dismissive facial expression, "I mean, Did they even listen?" That was, as far as I could tell, the sum total of her...
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    What do you mean you're sick? How dare you!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Purple_roses's topic in Nursing Humor

    Once, some friends wanted me to call in so I could join them in whatever it was they were up to. One guy put his index finger through a belt-loop on my jeans and said, "Now, you REALLY can't go to...
  24. No Stars In My Eyes

    Brian Short News

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to tnbutterfly - Mary's topic in General Nursing

    I just noticed that the song I've been humming as I've been catching up on reading this thread is by Cher...."If I Could Turn Back Time." I know it is useless to wish that could we turn back time; we...
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    What do you mean you're sick? How dare you!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Purple_roses's topic in Nursing Humor

    NurseFifty is right: HR is not your friend. An HR director asked me to come see her at a certain time on my day off. I showed up on time and she made me wait 35 minutes to see her. Then she was...