No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

Member
  • Content

    5,641
  • Visitors

    64,369
  • Followers

    12
  • Likes

    11,650

All Content by No Stars In My Eyes

  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Irritating spouses/family that don't understand?

    Yes, I have a husband that...in spite of the fact he tells everyone and anyone that if he gets sick, he wants to have his wife take care of him because he knows what a good nurse she is....does not...
  2. No Stars In My Eyes

    Irritating spouses/family that don't understand?

    Does one's lady parts become depressed because it is 'isolating'? Is more 'socializing' called for? Will the ob/gyn prescribe a "hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin' love" for that? Do you have to agree to a...
  3. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    True! and
  4. No Stars In My Eyes

    December 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    i AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY! jadelpn is a pretty darn smart and clever person, ain't
  5. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    In the picture you posted with this message, it appears that Jacob's wrists are in restraints. Just
  6. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    .....
  7. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Thank goodness it has something psychiatric about it; don't want to be caught wandering too far off from the subject classification, doncha know. Also, my mom was pretty much a Rock Star to those cats...
  8. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    My mother 'herded' cats once, successfully. She had five cats to relocate/reorient. She was moving from our large old house to a newer, smaller one about a third of a mile downhill through the tall...
  9. No Stars In My Eyes

    Me... Me... Me: A Sense of Entitlement

    I also remember after graduating, saying, "Well, since people continue to get sick, since I am now a nurse, at least I'll always have a job." Ahahahahahahahaha! I just pray I irreversibly croak...
  10. No Stars In My Eyes

    Me... Me... Me: A Sense of Entitlement

    Gosh-almighty, Jules, if you didn't hit it all right on the head with one blow! The nursing home I started in when I was 20 was waaaaaay different in so many more positive ways than the last one I...
  11. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Clarification: Davey Do has never been in my shorts. Thank
  12. No Stars In My Eyes

    Dumbest thing a doctor has done/said to you

    Oh, well, Chicago, you know, that explains it. Buckeyes, too. They have to​ say they're calling off; it's only the truth. *ducks and
  13. No Stars In My Eyes

    Dumbest thing a doctor has done/said to you

    I actually have never heard it termed 'calling off'! I like it, even though it sounds (to my ear anyway) a little sideways in reference to work. We used to joke that 'calling in dead' was the only way...
  14. No Stars In My Eyes

    "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    The author is John Fowles. This is one of those books that I thought was very well written, and I think I enjoyed reading it (well it was probably ~ 40 or so years ago) but when I got to the end, I...
  15. No Stars In My Eyes

    "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    And, in the end, you're back where you came from, only THIS time, you know it. ...Quoted from The MAGUS by I can't remember who until I go to the search-bar and
  16. No Stars In My Eyes

    "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    Yez do? And how does that make you feel,
  17. No Stars In My Eyes

    "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    Nurse! Nurse! I suddenly seem to have a Pedal-Epiglottal Impaction! I don't think a salty cracker will help. Can I lie down on the cot for a
  18. No Stars In My Eyes

    Can cat owners really get schizophrenia from their cats?

    Can schizophrenic cats really "get" their owners? Enquiring minds want to
  19. I am guessing that you are quite young and at the mercy of your living situation and somebody else's purse-strings. I would just hand your parents the school's info re: Academic Requirements for the...
  20. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Pftt! It's not like you are a nascent innocent amongst the COBs. We can wait for you to get tired out from running, you'll get here to our age(s) before you even realize it's happened. ​You can...
  21. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude! I concur with Far'wyn. I intuit that you are innately a Blue-Sider, but you just haven't realized it yet. Okay, I know this is still the Yellow Side, but this particular thread is the...
  22. No Stars In My Eyes

    December 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    "It's a 44 gauge, 14 inch needle, why do you
  23. No Stars In My Eyes

    Dumbest thing a doctor has done/said to you

    Just as a side comment, lev "Calling out" and "calling in" are interchangeable. It's a regional thing, like: 'Coke' vs. 'cola' vs. a 'soft drink' vs. 'soda' vs. a 'cold-drink' vs. 'pop' vs. 'tonic'...
  24. No Stars In My Eyes

    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    All I can hear in the back of my brain right now is the Turtles singing, "Eleanor, gee, I think you're swell..." and that high note they hit at the end of the
  25. No Stars In My Eyes

    "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    Hahahahaha! Are you school nurses even WORKING right now? Or sneaking in these posts in between paperwork and puke-threatening kids? I love reading this thread! I am NOT jumping on y'all, I promise!...