No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Yeah. I like Patty Duke, but I didn't like her for that role, Neely, in the
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    Not a school nurse but...

    What constitutes an adult
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    But it is doubtful that Davey or Jacob ever even picked up the book, never mind read
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Just so you know, because it is entirely possible you never actually viewed the movie Valley Of The Dolls, the word "Dolls" in the title of the film is a reference to the PILLS and CAPSULES that are...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Nuh-uh.No-no-no-no-no..... DAVEYDO DOES NOT PAY. He does not pay, not even, not even the mimimum rate. He does not pay. Kind of like
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    The reason Buzz and Woody look sad is that DaveyDo does not pay even minimum rates to those who appear on his JRRNPNAF
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Well, that's what you said, but that was a tad over 5 hours ago, and we have yet to "go"
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    Head Lice - It's True

    Good
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    Head Lice - It's True

    Speaking of lice, in college (the first time,1968) the guys were always freaked out about the draft. One guy was having to go before The Draft Board the following Monday, so on Saturday he decided to...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    But she has totally swerved away from the dream....​once
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    Head Lice - It's True

    Notice how she zipped through and hit her 'Like" button, but continued to keep her silence on the matter of the dream? I'm picturing a Busby Berkley number, like from the 20's and 30's; there's an...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    That's it????? You're not going to expand on that provocative
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    I can't smell c-diff

    I'm w/ Joanna73, Gi Bleed odor is waaaay worse than
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    Head Lice - It's True

    Yah, well, if it meant I'd have earned the same kind of $$ he made with his albums, That'd be fine with me. I like John Denver. Now, if you'd said "Rod McKuen" instead of John Denver, I'd have been...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    Q. What did you do Friday night? A. Oh, I had a scintillating and educational discussion online with a bunch of professionals/lunatics, on the subject of head-lice and 'public' lice. Q. What did you...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    I wonder if their is a way to drown from 'the outside-in'? And to keep this within the subject matter of the title ......I am having trouble picturing head lice 'standing' around holding little...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    OldDude in his drop-tailed, red flannel longjohns. A picture forever burned in my imagination's retina. ...heh, heh, heh...not too bad, actually.:) But then I hear the echo of the old-timer's 'rule'...
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    What was the MOST ridiculous thing a patient came to the ER for?

    MIDOL...for "those" days. MODESS..."because' Just reminiscing about the days when everything was euphemistic. My friend who worked the ER was often frustrated by lol's speaking obliquely about...
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    Head Lice - It's True

    I have been cracking up over this thread; I was way behind on my catching up, so I just read and chuckled, cackled, and snorted through the previous 4 pages. Ah, it's good to laugh after a...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Oh, JRRNAF! With Great Temerity AND Abandon? You are One Audacious RN-Psych-Nurse-Action-Figure. (Imagine you are hearing Rick Flair's Signature Vocalization:
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    Head Lice - It's True

    This is the very first time I've ever heard of either vajazzling or bedazzlers! Oooh, ouch; superglued 92 year old cooter-jewelry. Horrifying image,and absolutely hysterical not to mention kinda...
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    Irritating spouses/family that don't understand?

    This reminded me of working a private duty case where the 11-7 CG was about 74 years old....and she was trying to argue with me about something (can't even remember what it was over). Anyway, when she...
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    Proper protocol - nurse error while with daughter in ER

    Regarding the flush, I would've said with a pleasant look on my face, "Would you please flush that?" If she said "Why?" (which I can't imagine she would) I'd say "So she can get all of the medicine...
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    What was the MOST ridiculous thing a patient came to the ER for?

    Pitiful cry-baby
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    Irritating spouses/family that don't understand?

    I am soooo happy :)you decided to LOL:D and read. Venting-thread posters tend to get really riled up , doncha know, when a Voice Of Reason chimes in. We don't need no stinkin' suggestions! That...