No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    David Bowie

    Saw a photo of him on the news that was supposedly taken a day or so before he died; he was grinning broadly with a devil-may-care attitude, seemed relaxed and looked healthy as all get out. It never...
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    The Bad Day Thread

    Some days are just like being pushed through the garlic press of life. It
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    Cna-Rn bullying, lies, hiding things on charts

    It works poorly. Memory Care is kind of what used to be referred to as a Rest Home, as opposed to a Nursing Home. In a Rest Home there is not "supposed to be" the need for the same acuity level as...
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    Gossip Girls... (And boys)

    This is one I've told before on maybe several previous threads, but it bears up well for this topic: My 3rd or 4th year as a nurse I started a job as 3-11 med nurse at a small suburban hospital. I'd...
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    Gossip Girls... (And boys)

    Step-dgt. and her mom are 'CHAMPEEN' red-neck gossipers. It's why I never tell my step-dgt anything. Generic conversational chats even, somehow, end up as fodder. My respect for her plummeted years...
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    Pt.s Ordering Food from Outside Hospital?

    EXACTLY!
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    Pt.s Ordering Food from Outside Hospital?

    When I worked Home Health, I walked into a popular cafeteria for an early take-out supper, and the first thing I saw was an 80-ish diabetic patient trying to cover her plate of Boston Cream pie with...
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    Pt.s Ordering Food from Outside Hospital?

    My first year in nursing, the unit I worked on admitted a morbidly obese patient who had skin breakdowns everywhere there was a fold of flesh. It took four people to do dsg changes! (She also required...
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    Gossip Girls... (And boys)

    Exactly. I think it was Wayne Dyer who said, "What you think of me is none of my business." Once I got to the point where that made a lot of sense, I was essentially freed from carrying a lot of...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Hmmmm, a "Code Pendant", isn't that like those "I've-Fallen-And-I-Can't-Get-Up" deally-bobber
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Pitiful, pitiful, pifiddle. Playing on my teeny-tiny violin as I slip and slide in a puddle of your crocodile tears.
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Shirley you dint 'xpect us to read that whole article, didja? 'Cause I didn't. Read
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    Eating spaghetti raise blood pressure immediately?

    I LOVE this answer! Katie, "not only can you fling it, you can make it stick!" This quote was high praise from a former teacher. Meaning, you know the science and can reel off the answer(s) using a...
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    Do you stalk anyone here?

    The only 'dating' I do is when I am writing a check to pay a bill or buy
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    I absolutely retract my previous statement , because you are so totally right , I am ashamed to admit that I never even gave that whole segment of the population one single thought when I said...
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    Oh, for pete's sake; EVERYONE looks at their poop. You don't have to have a reason, either; just human curiosity. Of course, as nurses we are trained to give the stuff a quick ( or closer) look so we...
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    Christmas Greeting

    Yoo-hoo, FranEM! I'm waving my tinsel at
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    Do you stalk anyone here?

    Gggrrrrrrrrr!
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    Should I stay or should go?

    I think a year and a half of time put into the job is sufficient, especially given the surrounding circumstances (staff, acuity, etc.). And do you really want to be Charge at a place you can barely...
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    Guess the OP wanted to, um, drop something substantial ​into the water and see if it created any
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    Guess the OP wanted to, um, drop something into the water and see if it created any
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    Can you talk some sense into me?

    To decide by a coin toss would be interesting. Assign 'heads' to one choice, and 'tails' to the other. Tell yourself that since you can't decide,you will let the coin toss settle it for you. Then,...
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    We tried a similar product,but found it useless. Why are there so very few facility bathrooms that have ventilation fans? I suppose it comes down to $$$. Oh, fans are too expensive! Even though the...
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    Do you stalk anyone here?

    Yeh, well, it's not like I am trying to hide here on AN. Now, what would be really disconcerting? Being ignored and frozen
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    To the X-Mas Depressed-- Have a tolerable and safe Holiday Season, and Look Ahead, 'cause Christmas is almost over with for another year! (For me, it's my finances that get depressed this time of...