No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Do you disclose AN to coworkers

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    As the one lone female who once was working along side of a group of seven guys, I can attest to
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    Do you disclose AN to coworkers

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    Who is your avatar with the shag and
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    What is the dress code for nurses?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Blackcat99's topic in Developmental Disabilities

    Here's what you don't wear (and these are examples I have seen with my own eyes)-- *Navy blue panties covered with a pattern of red hearts, under white uniform pants. *Hip-hugger pants that, when you...
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    Do you disclose AN to coworkers

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    Because you say you're from The Great Northwest, however I suspect you are actually living under the Witness Protection Program in
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    Do you disclose AN to coworkers

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    Not an SN, but I must answer: No, No, and Hell
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    Complaints only, please!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    AND...it is ESPECIALLY easy on the WEEKENDS, ain't
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    Complaints only, please!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ixchel's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Doesn't Admin realize that by having fewer nurses doing more and more things, THAT just takes away from the care that everyone else gets...or SHOULD be able to get? The facility that claims to be so...
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    Should I leave this racist town?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChutneyFries's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    jaybuzz, If you're white and you have based what you are saying/explaining on the fact that you have been in the South several times, pardon me for saying so, but you are talking through your hat....
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    Should I leave this racist town?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChutneyFries's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    OP, not only are you a person of color, but you are a man doing "women's work", AND you had the audacity to marry a local white girl! You have hit the trifecta! I was raised in a small, lily-white...
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    Weird question about gauze

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ohiobobcat's topic in School

    I have a bound set of all 53 lessons from the Chicago School of Nursing, 1936. It's Nursing School by a Correspondence Course! They apparently didn't have licensure back then? All it says in the book...
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    Weird question about gauze

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ohiobobcat's topic in School

    DONE!!!!! Thanks, obc! I just threw out a ton of expired, coagulated, congealed dusty, never-used and inexplicably-saved products and STUFF: I weighed the trash bagful and it was, yes, TEN pounds of...
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    Stop It!!!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    I have more an urge to take someone by their shoulders and shake them, while demanding,"What the hell is the matter with you?!!!???" Good thing I don't work with kids, as I feel sure that this kind...
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    Getting a parent to switch agencies

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to OrganizedChaos's topic in Private Duty

    With my agency, every time you sign your name on your time slip, you are...as printed out under your signature...agreeing to NOT work with that particular patient/family for 90 days, should their...
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    Weird question about gauze

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ohiobobcat's topic in School

    Not a school nurse, but talk of expiration dates reminds me that I have to clean out the shelves of the linen closet where all OTC's and first aid, and lots of 'etceteras' are stored. Thanks for the...
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    Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    The mustache is thick, wide, and long. Wish I could put a picture with this post, The dern thing's the size of half of a large coffee saucer with the rounded edge placed right up under his nose. Come...
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    Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    There's a pawn shop owner here in my town who has a WHITE mustache that is so long it covers his mouth entirely and ends just above the bottom of his beardless chin. Silliest thing I've ever seen. The...
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    The every year Snow thread

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to BSNbeauty's topic in General Nursing

    This W/E forecast? SIXTY degrees and
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks for this terrific link! Right up my alley! ROFLMAO! I LOVED
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here's some good "weapons-grade" names I thought up for their next batch of babies: B.B. Little Glockie SlingShot Dart
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    The Bad Day Thread

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Farawyn's topic in School

    I believe that sand must be prohibitively expensive, or something. It is only ever used on the very main-est-of-the-main throroughfares, at my end of the state. One of the first years I lived here,...
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    Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    "He flung himself from the room, threw himself upon his horse, And rode madly off in all directions." (Stephan Leacock) [not my hero, but I have always really, really liked this
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw these names in an obit a few years ago and just rediscovered the clipping I saved. I hope I don't offend anyone, especially if someone from these folks' families were to see this. If you ARE...
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    Confesson--from a stalker

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to CJforme01's topic in School

    Far'wyn's Chaperone Gig sure has left it quiet around these parts,
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    The every year Snow thread

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to BSNbeauty's topic in General Nursing

    KMRN81-- Those co-workers digging the cars out is MOST IMPRESSIVE! Gold Stars for
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    Medical Afflictions of the Cartoon World

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    "He turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he is miserable and depressed."--David Frost (who has never been accused of having a sense of humor, BTW) "All are lunatics, but...