No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I don't "get" you...when you say you are often confused with Albert E., does that mean you both get confused together (as in "Party down, Dude"), or because others think you are also a JEENEEUS, or...
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Talk about your nuisances! I just had to read 7 pages of this drivel to get caught up." MADly, Alfred E Nueman Yes, THAT Alfred: "What! Me
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Going back to the mug-ugly turtle--I do so admire the accent/speech impediment you gave him. I tried reading it out loud and made myself laugh, because I had to try it in different registers, like a...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Davey! That was one mug-ugly turtle photo you posted; I did not like the look on it's face or the look in it's eyes. With Utmost Sincerity,
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    You are soooo lucky; I had been writing a long reply about box turtles; I was going strong into the third paragraph when the screen got the hiccups and the whole post just diskapeered :*POOF* So,...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Well at least you didn't try to remove its 'jacket' so it wouldn't get
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    OldDude, My question regarding the turtle is this: Did you a.) take it back to the side of the road BEHIND it? [like from whence it came], or b.) the side of the road it was facing, ostensibly where...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Speaking of Rock Stars, did any of you harbor a longing to be on stage singing and playing? I dreamed of being a backup singer. For a while, with a group of folks, we used to get together and sang...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I almost hate to ask, since I clicked on 'Like', but, um, what's the reference I'm missing here? I know it is something funny...but darned if I can figure it out. (Kinda hard to rack the brains when...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    How do you know that's a li'l feller and not a li'l gal? I ask this because of the BackwardYahoo of a my state's Guv'nor and the HB2 Bathroom Bill. The Guv never said, but I think we's a'goin' to...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Permit me to effuse: "Gag me with a
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Something about the incongruity of OldDude speaking ValleyGirl-ese is so wonderful, this morning. I found it uplifting, as it gave me a reason to smile. OD--Can you play both roles and do the...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    So 1950's! Give the little lady a Miltown and a pat on the
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I'm glad you didn't put the 'cool' glasses on the person in the middle; you'd really get aitch-eee-dubble-two-sticks from Far'wyn for making her the hairy chested
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Can one say "GOOD morning", if it hasn't been so good? Instead I will say "HIYA Ixiechicksie-eL! Don't see you very often since I am mostly sort of Blue-side-ish kind of person... Sorry you've been...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Stirring the schlitz? ...nah, not really. It is too-damn-early A.M. and I "woke up" -- which I encased in "__" because I have not been able to return to even a pseudo-sleep, as my hip is having a...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Dear Plum, I'd say "you hit the nail on the head", but then, if that was so, you'd be in a
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    So, essentially they are plum nekkid, and arguing to the death over whether they have a left side or a right side of said Xanax Kit-Kt Bar? Hmmm. Rough unit to work, I'd
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Nurse: OMG! What the....??? Patient: My mother says it's the prettiest one she's ​ever
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Nurse: YIKES! I guess you already know that your tail is a little MORE than
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Nurse: No! No way can you POSSIBLY be pregnant! That's crazy! Patient: B-b-but when I peed, the rabbit
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Pt: "And when the singer hit that high note, the glasses on the guy sitting in back of me just shattered! It was like a hundred p.o'd yellow jackets were dive-bombing my head! It was AWFUL! Nurse:...
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Nurse: You want me to WHAT? Patient: Put your arms around me and call me your Little Sweet Bunny-Wunny;
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    Day 7: 2016 Nurses Week Caption Contest

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Nurse: Oh my jeezus, honey, What on God's Green Earth ever possessed you to get THAT tattoo'd on the back of your