No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    TSK! It's a nuisance to be
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    See here, young lady, if you're going to come back here, see to it that you make a thorough nuisance of
  3. No Stars In My Eyes

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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well, see, though, you are familiar with those folks; I'm talkin' this kind of feeling, like, "oh crap I have to hug a stranger? yes, yes, nice to meet you too. Isn't this over yet? Can I sit down...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    So, maybe it ain't such a BAD thing, but one thing I find a terrible nuisance is when I take a pt to their church service and the church makes a point of asking the congregation do a 'Stand Up and...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    The Ghost In The
  6. No Stars In My Eyes

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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Group hugs are such a nuisance....always someone's whisker, claw or tail sticking up my nose, and HEY! No
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    ....... LOST....... One (1) Far'wyn, AKA: ":blink:" Petite School Nurse w/ Proclivity for Humor. Self-Admitted Lurker. Last spotted on Facebook. Approach With Caution : May be
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Yeh, I know: I do it
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Gads, Far'wyn, your answer threw me another ear-worm; now I am thinking/hearing/humming the tune by The Partridge Family's "I Think I Love You". What a
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    "Hobbit-forming" has to be one of your best, Davey. VERY
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Ah, reunions! *sigh*
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Um, OOOPS! D.Do's wife's name is BELINDA. Had a senior moment there. It may be hereditary---my mom used to call me by my sister's name and my brother by the dogs name. Oh
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Who was the Casting Director for your vacation? Did you get plastered? Do you share crutches? At least you and Brenda can each still play hopscotch...that game only requires one
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Ditto! With Utmost sincerety, Chopped Liver PS: Krzystof, only used your post to 2nd your quote, but it wasn't directed toward you. Rockstar needs a spanking, and 'it's only words and words are all I...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Is working your thingy even allowed on this
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Crusader Rabbit? El Kabong? Augie Doggy and Doggy Daddy? Mighty Manfred and his Wonder-Dog, ________? Can't remember the dog's name, but either Manfred or his Wonder Dog...of even if Mighty Manfred IS...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Watching a movie with a very uneven soundtrack...when it swings from too loud to bear so you have to turn it down, then to all the supposedly 'significant' conversation that is so whispery you can't...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have to go to bed and get some sleep, because I have to work a 12 hr shift tomorrow. Having to sleep and having to work for a living...what a
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I hear the whistling of Lassie's theme-song in my head; it harmonizes well with the high-pitched squeal and sound of summer-night crickets I have as a 24/7 internal sound-track to my
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh FranEM! I laughed myself silly at this one! But, how can I laugh myself to somewhere I already am? One of life's mysteries I
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    No, the brand is Scan-D'Oh's... because the people who give her a once up and down, ie ​scan cardiacfreak, catch a quick glimpse of those shoes invariably say, "What-the-?
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    Is money everything in this profession?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to WhyNurse's topic in General Nursing

    Ah, well, yes, there has hip-deep excrement at my company, off and on over the years. I'm not excited about my pay, I have paid my dues though, and am not looking to advance in my career, nor take on...
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    Is money everything in this profession?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to WhyNurse's topic in General Nursing

    I've not had a raise in 5 years. In fact our pay was reduced by 2.3%, giving me 27 cents less per hour. If it is all about the big bucks, I'm the schmuck and laughing stock. We also don't get a shift...
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    Is money everything in this profession?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to WhyNurse's topic in General Nursing

    I remember as an LPN the time I got a raise...to an entire $3.10/hr. (1972) Right now I am working a job for less money, because not ALL nursing care is done in a hospital or another kind of...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Martin E.P. Seligmen, PhD.... Martin Enthusiastic Pencilman Seligman, Phoney Doctor Now the truth has been