No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I got me TWO points, aka 'chesticles'. Whaddya YOU
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Mayhaps this has naught to do w/ the current puzzlement about red ties; it certainly isn't an answer, however, you know what a nuisance the brain can be sometimes (as in A runaway mind is a terrible...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    What if "the least of these, our brethren" is our own selves? What then? Move to Canada en mass? IMOHO, The Golden Rule should come into play. (Unless there is a handgun involved, in which case you'd...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    And,in an apparent state of Cosmic Knowingness and Precocious Precognitivity, didn't the Beatles once sing a song titled "Gas Man"? "That's one for you, nineteen for me..." Hmmm. And in a totally...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

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    Crossed the line with a flirty family member. How to deal with ethical issues?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Scuba_NurseBSN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Once upon a long time ago, when I was doing Home Health visits, a man refused to let me into his house until I told him who I had voted for in the presidential election. Seriously! I couldn't believe...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    The voice of Gomer Pyle came into my head, this morning, gleefully proclaiming, "SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
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    November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Can you explain to me what the doctor was saying....something about
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    I hate nursing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Neezy84's topic in General Nursing

    I haven't read the whole thread, so excuse me if this has already been mentioned, but I'm wondering if you mentioned constraints/restraints that might be keeping you stuck in place? Once, years ago, I...
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    I hate nursing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Neezy84's topic in General Nursing

    As always, I advocate for Private Duty Nursing. You get to be an old-fashioned-type nurse, the stress level is way down, and if it isn't, you have the option to ask to be assigned with a different...
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    November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "Why, yes, I DO have allergies! To potatoes, giblet gravy, cranberries, yams, cornbread, chestnuts ...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Correct; s'gonna be a tedious year in that
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    You've got a point there... on the top of your sweet, knobby ol' head. (It's why your avatar wears a
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Inside, I am 28 years old. Outside? "the morning sun, when it's in my face, really shows my age; but that don't worry me none, 'cause in my eyes [...at least I I don't have cataracts.] "I laughed at...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Is there a map with directions to the Psychic Stratum? I heard that a Frank Zappa impersonator was going to be appearing
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Yeah, you're right. There is that fun banter that is fun because it IS going
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've seen generic greeting cards before. One said "Have a day"; another one said, "Hope you are
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    The thing is, how can flirting be a prophylactic? I would think it might be an inflammatoriator. For example, there is the rock song: "One Thing Leads To Another". Yeah, well, maybe it isn't a...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Do slugs live in the mud? Wait!... I feel a song coming on: "Mud, mud, glorious mud! Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood! So, follow me, follow... Down to the hollow, Where we will wallow in...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I second that emotion! His Nuisanceship is GONE,
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I remember when it would be a nuisance to lose your
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    It is such a nuisance to have to cross your eyes and dot your
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    "come-up-ins" huh.
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    "Just think of flirting as a prophylactic during verbal intercourse!" Sir, I think your...ahem...theory is...I'm sorry to have to say this, but I feel impelled to point out that your theory is, yes,...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    It would be embarrassing for someone like me who might reach for the name tag and turn it around so I can see the name on it...I don't think in Margie's case I would do that. OldDude is right; who...