No Stars In My Eyes

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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    BRAVO!
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Are all those potholes connected via tunnels? We have some potholes on our street, and it would be interesting to see a pudgy old white dog to appear from the
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    Gossip Girls... (And boys)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ambobam's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    You jogged my memory! When I moved to the South, lo, these many years ago, I naturally went looking for a job. This was in the days before computers, so I went to the office of a *chain-name* nursing...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    That bleeping binder was still in the trunk when my car was crushed at the junk yard. True,
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Speaking of long, boring, mandatory, hypocritical, superfluous dog-and-pony inservices... During one of my employers' many permutations over the years, we once were given a 3-ring, loose leaf notebook...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Ah, with just her hand (on the camera's 'zoom' of course), and a recording of Lee Greenwood in the background singing, "I'm proud to be an American!" and "God Bless the U.S.A!!!!!!" ...um, well, I had...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Be careful, mates...he's a fickle one, he is.
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Arise, Lady? Ariss-le-dee'? tsk,tsk. Still, I think the mother who named her daughter Benema should have had a high-velocity, high-impact cranial suppository inserted in the 'new one' between her...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    She thought you were going to MARRY her? Or curry-comb her pony? Or prepare her for a very special
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Was it STRIP
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    December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Doc: I said you should take "Melatonin". Pt: I thought you said "Melamine". Have you ever tried to swallow one of those plates? No wonder I couldn't
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Knew of a couple who wanted to name their baby Manman. Fortunately someone prevailed upon them to fill in a "real" name on the birth certificate. Anyway, they called him Manman until he was in Jr...
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Journey River (m) Rainbow Aurora (f) Hero (m) Heaven (f) Hendrix
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    "Eleanor, gee, I think you're swell..." WHOOOO is Eleanor, that you miss her so much, Far'wyn?? Has she made an appearance here
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Here is #
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Do you mean . . .they don't/can't/won't eat brains? Is that like, um, the opposite of keepng kosher? Or is it the same
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I never saw a purple pachyderm, I hope to never see one. But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see, than BE
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    That drawing of DD as a zombie makes me chuckle every time I see it. It might possibly be the best of this thread
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Perhaps I don't understand the finer points of someone being a Zombie . . . So, you're saying that Zombies don't pee because. . .why? I mean, James Bond didn't pee, Indiana Jones didn't pee, and I...
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Mighty-Thoughts, The Wonder Dog?" I'm glad you didn't call any of them a 'wander' dog, because they all look like 'stiff-legged and inert' dogs to me. Dead, quite literally, on their feet. What a...
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    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I WILL IF YOU WILL!
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    allnuisances

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    You're right, Far'wyn. That really was a excellent post by MrChicago, and the last sentence pulled it all together so nicely. No nuisances
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    November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I just don't understand why Dr. Chef recommends feather-plucking as part of my
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Boom-chicka-boom, don't you just love it?