No Stars In My Eyes

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  1. No Stars In My Eyes

    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    The man took the flashlight from the table and shone it's weak light upon my face, then down my trembling body, before coming back to my face. The sound of the deep, warm voice I feared I would never...
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    PS, , amoLu! Referencing your other post on another thread, "GIT THOSE DAM YOUNG'IN'S OUTTA MY CORNFIELDS!" There are no cornfields on the group of islands upon which the story is currently playing...
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    amoLu, Earlier in my childhood we sometimes watched day time tv, but that was things like Art Linkletter'x House Party and before that Arthur Godfrey's show. In the following years tv didn't seem to...
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    By jinkys, I believe you are correct, Mr.D! Thank
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    DRAT, RATZ, PHOOEY ,DAMMITALL! I was hot into this next chapter, and just when I was just REALLY getting into it big time, every bit of it --*POOF*-- disappeared! Now it is 2 AM and too late to...
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha:roflmao: hahahahaha:roflmao: ... sorry .... ... sort of
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    Say, I've got a question about that photo of Fabio several pages back. Anybody here have the ability to read lips? I studied it over and over, and it seemed to me he was saying "mammaries". Whaddya...
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    Those Overly Exaggerating Nursing Stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Cvepo's topic in General Nursing

    Having accepted an assignment to a tiny group of islands that were nearly swallowed by the vastness of the ocean which loomed as a living presence all around us, I thought to lose myself in the...
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nutella? Metallica? Lamborghini? I shouldn't laugh, kids with names like that grow up HARD. Some parents should be shot for the names they drop on their children. But they feel like their...
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    Crusty Old Bats Will Remember... (part deux)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

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    Crusty Old Bats Will Remember... (part deux)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I remember the days of those scary-looking --BEYOND Crusty -- old supervisors. Their appearance on the wards or floors struck FEAR in the hearts of the staff. There was a phoned warning from the...
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    Crusty Old Bats Will Remember... (part deux)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I remember the days of those scary-looking --BEYOND Crusty -- old supervisors. Their appearance on the wards or floors struck FEAR in the hearts of the staff. There was a phoned warning from the...
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    Is bedside nursing still a lifelong career option?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to NicStrRN's topic in General Nursing

    I second all that you've said. Too bad 'The Powers That Be" only have dollar-bills in their eyes. They are so happy to come up with more and more ideas to boost their "Business". But the patients and...
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    Crusty Old Bats Will Remember... (part deux)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hey, Orca, my mom was an RN and she had a set of the glass syringes, too she had 3-4 different sized needles and had to file/sharpen them because they would get 'burs' on them. She gave my younger...
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    Is bedside nursing still a lifelong career option?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to NicStrRN's topic in General Nursing

    "Back when" . . . it was simply an option between being an LPN and an RN. No NP's, no FNP's, no RN Anesthesiologists (whatever those initials are). Since I never aspired to get my RN ( no big push for...
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    Crusty Old Bats Will Remember... (part deux)

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Remember the gasps from back in the days of cold, metal bedpans? And the reverberations when you dropped one on the
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yikes! Bash? Hopefully not pronounced B'yash, but more exotically as Bahzsh. .
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Alana Morisette had a girl she named ONYX
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    ...... Um, where in that name does the accent fall? WRENezmay, WreNEZmay, or WrenezMAY
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    Falsely accused of abuse

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to travelcna1027's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    Ditto. PRONTO! Like
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    What's 'General Specialties'?

    No Stars In My Eyes posted a topic in General Specialties

    Does that seem like a weird category title to anyone else? Isn't it kind of like opposite meanings? Is it like 'Miscellaneous"? Or am I misreading it? It's not important, really, but I'm just...
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    audrey'smagic, as w/ your anecdote about the Case family, I went to school with a girl whose last name was Court. Fortunately the seven children had 'normal' names, but their family joke was that...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Also,
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    He is such a tool. And highly
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    What happened to common sense?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to CapeCodMermaid's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    This is PRICELESS! I laughed at how true it is: "Mommy!" I'm gonna remember and use this one! And this very anecdote makes me think what you have to go through in this respect should have your screen...