No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Mime Nursing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think "Mime" nursing could get QUITE rude, explaining to a patient what procedure you are about top perform. To the patient: Cover your orifices and watch out for your nurses
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    Knee Question #16

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I heard if you spread Cream Cheese on 'em, it smooths the crunching
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    Medical Fantasy Football Team Names

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to ChasePhillips's topic in Nursing Humor

    The Great Hallux Stompers The Con
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    Star Trek Nurse

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    You mean it could possibly be that "One Million Years BC", with Raquel Welch, was NOT a HISTORY
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    Can’t believe I had to explain that. . .

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to T-Bird78's topic in Nursing Humor

    I kind of like the TV commercial where a robot is using a desktop computer and he says, "What is an OVERPASS?" Was difficult to explain to Nannie why my response the first time I saw this...
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    The strange Munn family

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to MarkMyWords's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sooper Munn wears a
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    Back to the Art Room

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Little Jack Horner wouldn't know what to do in a round
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    Caption These Pictures!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    #1.) "Looks just like his father!" #2.) "She wants me. She really wants me!" #3.) "I think whatever this food is that I'm eating contains medical marijuana..." #4.) A direct shot into...
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    "It's Just a Sprain"

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    If you get a little of your blood on your shirt collar (from shaving) or sleeve, your own spit will dissolve the blood stain (so said Kelly Ripa.) H202 will take chocolate stains from you white...
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    Thursday February 17, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    'ello! So here's my Letter to the Editor published today---(and Tweety, I had your specific assignment experiences in mind when I wrote it.) HEALTHCARE WORKERS "Regarding 'We can...
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    Wednesday February 16, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    One of my favorite jobs when I stepped out of nursing for a while was being The Live Animal Room Lady---It was so great taking care of the critters. Ours were mostly injured or very young animals, and...
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    Wednesday February 16, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Or a gallon of gas for the same amount? But you don't want to spread gasoline on your English
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    Wednesday February 16, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    I could've sworn I posted yesterday, but I didn't post! Just before I went to bed, I did type a Letter to the Editor in the Charlotte Observer, and this AM I rec'd an email that said they will be...
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    Super Bowl Sunday February 13 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    I saw that you did that and it tickled me! Thanks, I needed a smile today! // For a while, a year or two ago, Tweety used to address answers meant for me, to another poster....frequently! (Ain't that...
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    Valentines Day Monday Feb 14th 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    ❤️ Happy Valentine's Day to one and all~ ❤️ It was sunny today, but with a cold wind. I went grocery shopping at Harris-Teeter, which was a bit confusing, because I have only been to this...
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    Super Bowl Sunday February 13 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Oh lordie, Ado Annie, I hope that Nannie never goes back to the "I want to go home" mind-set. THIS is her home, has been since 1975. For a while she thought she used to live across the street, and she...
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    Super Bowl Sunday February 13 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    I really miss herring, too. I had sent a card w/ a SASE so it might be easier for someone to send me a note back from her, if she couldn't....but never heard back, so I don't know. I hope she is...
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    Saturday February 12 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Ado Annie ~ Boy do I ever hear ya!! ?
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    Waiting Around to Die

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Retired Nurses

    The only way out.... is
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    Saturday February 12 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    It's like, if she hears someone died at a younger age than she is now, she has "won". If there are folks that lasted 98 or 100 years, she is well on her way, and can 'expect' to do the same ......
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    Chandelier created from vaccine vials looking for home

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Julie's topic in Nurses Rock

    Amazing idea, and amazing completion of the chandelier! What a job to put that together! I say KUDOS, and the question of 'residual' medication seems to be a bit extreme to worry about if the bottles...
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    Saturday February 12 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Good Afternoon~ I keep staying up later and waking up later-- I love my 'quiet time' after everyone goes to bed and end up reading later and later before I turn out my light...then when I wake...
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    Friday February 11, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Thanx, j22, I knew it wasn't Scott, but I also knew it wasn't Steve....but I couldn't come up with another "S" name! Shaun, right, got it embedded in my brain (for the moment, anyway ?) dianah,...
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    Friday February 11, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    "I'm back in town. / You don't look so happy 'cause I'm back in town. / You don't look like smilin', / Don't jump up and down on my toes! / I guess I better go...oh..." (Melanie...1970's) I...
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    Are you a Nurse just for the money or do you do it from your heart?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Convoy2022_TrumpSupporter's topic in General Nursing

    Sorry for the multiple entries of the same post. Tried to delete one, but to no