No Stars In My Eyes

Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN

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    Nurse's Gossiping!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to guest1163268's topic in Coffee Lounge's Lounge

    AMEN! That's what I used to do, too! Two days on one floor, 2 days on a different floor. Less stress, too! Once upon a time I went to the office of a well-known healthcare "Rent-a-Nurse" agency...
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    I just love a nice clean colon?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to hppygr8ful's topic in Nursing Humor

    Where is there a place to start a new thread on this site? And also, when I want to edit my post, why is there no where to 'submit reply' the newly edited edition? Whatever I try to edit....doesn't...
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    I just love a nice clean colon?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to hppygr8ful's topic in Nursing Humor

    I agree 100%! We really do need to re-start the Game of Groans again. On your mark, get set
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    Friday March 18, 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Tweety's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Oh me, Oh my, Oh you ~ Hubby is NUTS! ?? I wish you could hear him...he has gone over and over and OVER what he is taking for the trip up to see grand-daughter's wedding. In fact he has gone over...
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    Thursday March 17th 2022 St Patrick's Day

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Tweety, What a horrible shift with such a tragic patient. It's really good you are taking some much needed time off. (Wish I could!) j22, I'm going to come see your doctors and give them my...
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    Your most annoying, obnoxious family member stories

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to JDZ344's topic in Nursing Humor

    2022~Just read this site and realized how very glad I was to have retired 5 years ago. I walked in to a home for a week-end Home Health visit with a new patient and 5, count'em, FIVE family...
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    Impotent Iron Man

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Ars Gratia Artis's Artis

    Ya think a magnet would
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    Murphy's Laws of Nursing | Life of a Nurse

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    When you are working a 12-hour private-duty "must staff" case in a condo which is way, way up a steep driveway, and you anticipate going home within the hour.... thick, heavy snow will start falling,...
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    I just love a nice clean colon?

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to hppygr8ful's topic in Nursing Humor

    No, like this---> : And if it wasn't clean enough, would it be a ;
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    Ants practice social distancing!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to MarkMyWords's topic in Nursing Humor

    What about
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    Nursing Humor!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to guest1163268's topic in Nursing Humor

    It isn't just the nurses who use humor to deal with something difficult. My first job was at MGH on a "fresh" Spinal Cord Injury Unit. The ward (room) had four male patients: three paraplegics and a...
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    RoboNurse vs SnotMan!

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    RoboNurse...more effective than nasal
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    Prosthesis Pond

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Would they still 'taste like
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    Rip's Enuresis

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Ars Gratia Artis's Artis

    And then there was the time I walked into a patient's room, delivering her supper-tray, saying, as I walked in: "Soup to nuts!" Fortunately the patient laughed. I later found out she was a psych...
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    Prehistoric Nursing

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Prehistoric wound care: Crush up a leaf, spit on it, and slather it onto the affected
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    Seeking Constructive Feedback

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to TECHTORNHOPEFULLY's topic in General Nursing

    I'm actually no good at hitting any veins, but if someone tried to take hold of my hand WHILE I was doing a procedure, I'd be most likely to say, "QUIT!" and move my body to move her body away. I...
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    Thursday March 17th 2022 St Patrick's Day

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    I liked to eat home-made corned beef and cabbage! My grandfather used to cure the beef himself, and Mom was a terrific cook! YUM! Other CB&C from other cooks, especially from a restaurant? meh!...
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    Thursday March 17th 2022 St Patrick's Day

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Oh, woe is us! Just read that our 'favorite' Braves player, 1st baseman Freddie Freeman, has signed with the LA Dodgers!! AUGH! I guess money ($162 million for a 6 or 8 year contract?) wins out over...
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    They should be force to retire

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to apnurserock's topic in Retired Nurses

    Trouble with 'forcing' someone to retire is....that is actually called firing them. And have ya heard about the staffing shortages everywhere? There are many, many nurses bailing out and leaving their...
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    Wednesday March 16 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Hubby said, "Oh, God, I dread this trip up to the mountains. I'd almost rather go get a colonoscopy. I don't enjoy driving anymore. I don't like staying over (at his dgt's house) even though she and...
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    Wednesday March 16 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Gosh-gosh-gosh! I really am a "print junkie' ... I (once again) stayed up reading until 3 AM. Tsk-tsk! Woke up at 8 AM to trundle Ozzie out to pee. Nannie was still in bed; 2nd night in a row she has...
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    Need To Know

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    Worked at a facility once where employees said that if you got a call to "come to the director's office before your next shift"....that meant you were about to be moved through that infamous rotating...
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    Tuesday March 15 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    A amusing thing heard in the parking lot of a strip mall the other day. I had just called in our supper order to pick up and had about 15 minutes to wait. While I was sitting in the car waiting for...
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    Tuesday March 15 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Well, HEY there! I can't believe I have not been on here for several days. No biggie, just not too connected with the rest of the world. Oh, except for reading all the news about Ukraine....
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    Saturday March 12 2022

    No Stars In My Eyes replied to Joe NightingMale's topic in Daily Diary's Entries

    Drama of the Evening: Did you know that Nannie was RAISED to get up at 1 or 2 AM, dress herself, and go sit in the livingroom/den? Hubby had asked her (again) why she had to come out to the den...