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1. Song lyrics that remind you of nursing...

   cam-retiredrn replied to grace90's topic in Nursing Humor

   Carly Simon's "I haven't got time for the pain" played on the anesthesiologist's radio in the

2. Share Your Saying

   cam-retiredrn replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

   When my OB triage patients would say "my bag of water is not broken; it's just leaking a little", I would reply "That is like a flat tire that is only flat on the bottom". They understood

3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   cam-retiredrn replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Don't confuse your jar of Vicks Vapo rub with Your hemorroid

4. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

   cam-retiredrn replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

   A teenage, clueless patient in early labor put on her call light. I walked in and she said "I'm all wet down there". I said "Did you break your bag of water?" She turned and looked up at her IV fluid...

5. How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?

   cam-retiredrn replied to NurseyTonyaLPN's topic in Nursing Humor

   Probably all OB nurses have heard that the reason the mother has heartburn is because of the large amount of the baby's

6. Foot remains in chocolate.

   cam-retiredrn replied to LPNweezy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Someone charted "patient is passing gas through an

7. Foot remains in chocolate.

   cam-retiredrn replied to LPNweezy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Once I charted IV completely confused and

8. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   cam-retiredrn replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Never use your hand to clear snow from a clogged snow blower while it is still turned on. Never add charcoal lighter fluid to a fire that is already