Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. When is the EARLIEST to start Suzanne's Plan?

    Turd Ferguson replied to doglover1's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Whoa, this thread came back from the Dark

  2. Stupid things said by your non-nurse significant other

    Turd Ferguson replied to Moogie's topic in Nursing Humor

    My significant other's family has a couple of doctors in it. Not the MD or DO type... these all graduated from Medical School of Google/Greys Anatomy/House/Scrubs/WebMD/Wikipedia/Daytime TV. I can...

  3. Do you ever feel like a licensed drug pusher?

    Turd Ferguson replied to whykiki0103's topic in Emergency

    From ghetto to ghetto, backyard to yard I sell it whip on whip, it's off the hard I'm the neighborhood Pusher Call me subwoofer, cause I pump bass like that, Jack Grinding *bom bom bom bom, bom bom...

  4. Pedal Pulses and Plantar/Dorsi Flexion

    Turd Ferguson replied to Alford's topic in General Nursing

    It is possible, and pretty common to not feel pedal pulses by

  5. Meds That Cause Changes

    Turd Ferguson replied to springgarden's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Does anybody remember Pepsi-Blue? One time I drank so much of that my doodoo looked like the "post reply" button. One time I went to Big Lots and bought a bunch of "The Hulk Pudding", which was very...

  6. Need advice what to do?

    Turd Ferguson replied to RI Nurse's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Bingo

  7. Can a crappy waitress still be a good nurse?

    Turd Ferguson replied to knewme's topic in Nursing Career

    :hhmth:

  8. Drug Legalization

    Turd Ferguson replied to commonsense's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    I don't think she was directly correlating "smokin' dope=child rape", as you put it. She was making the observation that one of the OP's arguing points was that making an activity illegal just leads...

  9. Drug Legalization

    Turd Ferguson replied to commonsense's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    That's not necessarily true... And what about suicide/self harm? Should people that use drugs be sent for psych evaluation instead of prison? Because from what I understand, psych gets much less...

  10. Isotonic vs hypotonic vs hypertonic

    Turd Ferguson replied to ornurse25's topic in Patient Medications

    Remember, them that has gets. The area that has the most salt (solutes) is going to get more water... water will always follow the solutes

  11. What I've learned while studying for NCLEX

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Today, I learned that if there is an RN, two LPN's, and a nursing assistant on a floor, they will each be assigned one patient. The nursing assistant will be assigned a patient that they are...

  12. I feel so bad

    Turd Ferguson replied to beeble's topic in General Nursing

    You are in the right 100% I would not want to work on a unit where behavior like hers is

  13. As basic decency slips away....We watch them die and do nothing.........

    Turd Ferguson replied to greenfiremajick's topic in General Nursing

    Taken from the article posted from

  14. Any June NCLEX Test Takers Out There?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Missy BSN's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Three

  15. The things your teachers say...

    Turd Ferguson replied to jaymeparker88's topic in Nursing Humor

    Plenty of "that's what she said"

  16. Chest pain do you need an EKG order?

    Turd Ferguson replied to usRNs's topic in General Nursing

    There should be a protocol in place, however I have seen a facility that did not have such a protocol and one particular provider would raise a fuss if the nurse obtained an EKG without an

  17. Has anyone been getting ATT through email?

    Turd Ferguson replied to akita_mommy's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    From what I understand, if your communication with the BON and Pearson Vue has been through email, you will receive your ATT via email. If your communication has been through posted mail, you will...

  18. As basic decency slips away....We watch them die and do nothing.........

    Turd Ferguson replied to greenfiremajick's topic in General Nursing

    What if the person was not mentally ill and ended up over their head in water (by accident) in the same geographic location, do you think the rescue personnel should have followed policy and stayed...

  19. As basic decency slips away....We watch them die and do nothing.........

    Turd Ferguson replied to greenfiremajick's topic in General Nursing

    There are lifeguards on most beaches, and those are not swimming pools. Lifeguard does not equal sitting under an umbrella at your local country club twirling your whistle... there's a little more to...

  20. What I've learned while studying for NCLEX

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Second to last day of studying... I'll update on what I learned

  21. Sexist Comment by Unit Director

    Turd Ferguson replied to whill08's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Did he definitely mean "guys" as in males? Or "guys" as in the collective

  22. As basic decency slips away....We watch them die and do nothing.........

    Turd Ferguson replied to greenfiremajick's topic in General Nursing

    Not disagreeing with your point, but actively drowning individuals will fight a lifeguard as hard as I've seen anybody fight. Their body wants air, and they'll get it by any means

  23. Does nursing school teach you anything?

    Turd Ferguson replied to snickerdoodle17_1's topic in General Nursing

    The limit to what you learn is set by yourself. Give it a little more than two weeks... they're easing you

  24. As basic decency slips away....We watch them die and do nothing.........

    Turd Ferguson replied to greenfiremajick's topic in General Nursing

    Dang man... what about a

  25. sticky interview situation - what to do

    Turd Ferguson replied to VivaRN's topic in General Nursing

    Would you feel awkward being in a supervisory role in general? Or is it that you would be supervising the person that has more experience in the area? Or is it an issue with you personally knowing the...