Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. PBDS test . How to prepare?

    Turd Ferguson replied to mirtesen's topic in General Nursing

    I've got to take it too, they say it's to assess our knowledge. I thought that's what NCLEX was

  2. Going crazy!!! Waiting on nclex results!!!

    Turd Ferguson replied to nursingsfun's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Congratulations!

  3. good morning madam president/mr. president

    Turd Ferguson replied to N.U.R.S.E.'s topic in General Nursing

    When I'm elected president... I will institute a 4 day work-week

  4. Students/Faculty: Please answer 3 research questions: High-fidelity simulation

    Turd Ferguson replied to Tara22's topic in General Students

    I'll answer your questions based on my experience as a student participating in simulations in the lab setting. All simulations were done with mannequins that were interactive (they had breath sounds,...

  5. OB Rotations

    Turd Ferguson replied to ImThatGuy's topic in General Students

    Massage that fundus

  6. Any June NCLEX Test Takers Out There?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Missy BSN's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Just got em... Pass

  7. Any June NCLEX Test Takers Out There?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Missy BSN's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    It's been 48 hours since I answered my last question... still no results. I still refuse to do

  8. Poll: How long did it take you to finish the NCLEX?

    Turd Ferguson replied to DemonWings's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Good gosh, 2.5 minutes per question. Whatever works I

  9. One thing on NCLEX, another thing in Practice

    Turd Ferguson replied to springgarden's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    NCLEX: You've got to think perfect patient, perfect nurse, perfect equipment, perfect family, perfect facility, perfect providers, perfect treatment Real World: it's a

  10. Halitosis invasion

    Turd Ferguson replied to Sugar-Phosphate's topic in Health, Stress Management

    Sugar free gum for the win. I always have gum in my mouth, but usually tuck it in my cheek so I'm not constantly

  11. Summer

    Turd Ferguson replied to emtbtofuturenurse's topic in General Students

    I did not open a single notebook or textbook during my summer break. This is your opportunity to take some time off- enjoy it. If you do want to review, I strongly recommend the Saunders...

  12. contract

    Turd Ferguson replied to STL2008, RN's topic in General Nursing

    Depends on what kind of facility it is. I signed a 2 year contract to enter a new grad residency program at a large facility, it was explained to me that it was going to cost them about $100,000 to...

  13. Poll: How long did it take you to finish the NCLEX?

    Turd Ferguson replied to DemonWings's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Mixed in, there's no way to tell which ones they are. I finished in 75 questions, took me just under an

  14. The things your teachers say...

    Turd Ferguson replied to jaymeparker88's topic in Nursing Humor

    Once I was doing work for a similar assignment (don't want to describe it for fear of recognition), I was getting some work done (involving ribbon, paint, and stickers...) at church on Wednesday night...

  15. Which stethoscope to buy???

    Turd Ferguson replied to kelseymalynn's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Anything other than a Littmann is a waste of money. I recommend the Classic SE II- great value, bell and diaphragm, make sure you get it engraved (~10

  16. Kaplan advise please

    Turd Ferguson replied to EllieMac's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    I did Kaplan in its entirety in just over three weeks total. This included 4 days of online classroom review (6 hours per day), Diagnostic exam, Readiness exam, Qtrainers 1-7, 3 NCLEX practice tests,...

  17. Secrets for preventing back problems?

    Turd Ferguson replied to misscherie's topic in General Nursing

    There's no secret, but you can help yourself by exercising, stretching, maintaining a healthy weight, utilizing proper technique as much as possible, and knowing your

  18. Preparing for preceptorship

    Turd Ferguson replied to kalabaw's topic in General Nursing

    You should definitely know how do to a bed bath by now... Everything you listed is good to know, it might benefit you to familiarize yourself with some of the facility/unit protocols if you can get...

  19. Last Week of Studying...any tips???

    Turd Ferguson replied to Missy BSN's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Remember to take care of yourself. Studying gets to be very monotonous and it's easy to get distracted, you need to stay on track and be committed to your daily study routine. Don't eat crap food,...

  20. how hard really is School and Work ?

    Turd Ferguson replied to prettypiedra's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Congratulations! Some people can hack it, but I'd definitely say that you are the exception, not the

  21. NCLEX and ATT

    Turd Ferguson replied to hmellish's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    I got my test scheduled for about a month after graduation, times fill up very quickly. I got lucky to get the time that I did, mine was at 8:00 AM on a Sunday, but all other times were either a week...

  22. What would YOU ask the E.R.? (interview)

    Turd Ferguson replied to Crux1024's topic in Emergency

    I'd ask them to describe their staff and support personnel. Do they utilize midlevel practitioners, LPN's, ER techs, Paramedics, lab techs, resp, etc? And describe how communication takes place in the...

  23. Who should I talk to?

    Turd Ferguson replied to MyGranniePanties's topic in General Students

    They're all going to tell you

  24. 2nd day of clinicals & I feel like an idiot...help me gain some confidence!

    Turd Ferguson replied to pecanpies's topic in General Students

    This is very nerve-racking, especially as you are learning. As you grow, you will learn to appreciate family members being in the room with your patient. Nobody performs well in front of an audience...

  25. Nursing Student Calling a NURSE RECRUITER?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kv07's topic in General Nursing

    Don't just call with no agenda, have your questions and thoughts planned out before you dial their number (I write down a list to help guide my statements and inquiries, it's ok to have a cheat...