Cell phones. Leaving the room during pt. care to answer the phone and chat for 10 minutes. Or worse, having that danged phone up to your ear the entire time you are caring for someone. Put the dang...
going into a pts. rm. and fluffing sheets and pillows does NOT count as patient care. That pt. still needs help w/ ADLs. Do not count on his lack of short term memory to save you, especially when I...
My niece is married to a man who is deaf from birth. He has a 75% hearing loss. His mother says it is because she went out to a july 4th celebration while she was pregnant, and the fireworks across...
To JADELPN, as a CNA, I thank you. I work with fantastic nurses on my rehab unit and NEVER hear, "thats for the aides to do". They are all brilliant and well educated people and so willing to help...
I wish you knew how smoothly things are running these last few weeks since you have been on leave for surgery. So much gets done and everyone seems to do their job and not mind. Nobody even misses you...
PS. Our shift is 3p-11p. Do not announce at 10:15 that you have to go because you forgot to do so and so for your invalid husband. We all see him picking you up in his little sports
You are lazy and a waste of time and space at this hospital! How dare you go into pt. rms. and change the tv. channel to your own preferred show, then have the gall to sit and watch it! All the while...
OH Man! Please, please, please come to work with me. I would love to have you stay with the gentleman furthest from the nurses station, fall risk, insists he can get up and go to the bathroom on his...
CNABESS replied to futurenurse310's topic in Geriatric, LTC
As a CNA I can honestly say it would be the LVN. Why? Because when you are the nurse "everything" is you fault. It is a lousy truth, but still a truth. When something goes wrong it goes up the ladder...
You filthy old man! You say awful things to the nursing staff about your wife(while she is sitting right there) and then proceed to grab my behind while I am attempting to transfer your 265lb. Jabba...
I have a degree in a completely unrelated field, started nursing school many years ago, did not finish because my first son was born and was sick. I stayed home and had another child. Never wanted to...
I am CNA in a busy rehab hospital. We have lots of hips, strokes, cardiac rehab, brain injury, some SC injury, some just in need of reconditioning after serious illness and weeks in the hospital...
Oh, and rectal temps. EVERYBODY in the facility had to have a rectal temp. done for vitals. Young, old, did not matter, no temp but a rectal temp was accurate. Man, I am glad we have better equipment...
As mentioned on another, similar thread Yes, white uniforms, and they better be crisp and ironed! White stockings under your skirt, and those ugly nurse mates oxford shoes. Even as a NA and a student...
I am sorry. It was meant to be funny in a very facetious way. The reason things are truly funny is because they are true. I am certainly not belittling any of the people I have had the privilege to...