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  1. You know you are a CNA when....

    ...when one of your greatest pleasures in life is seeing how many times you can make your CNA students cringe, blush, or vomit by telling them about BMs that were shaped (and smelled) like assorted...
  2. You know you are a CNA when....

    ...when you get home after a long shift, take a shower, then absentmindedly wander around your house holding a pile of clothes wondering where in the world the linen barrel and dirty utility room have...
  3. Lazy Coworkers

    Welcome to my
  4. FED UP CNAS!!!!

    I do not know how to fix your cell phone. Stop
  5. What shoes do you wear to lessen sore feet?

    Those sound like they were constructed from the hyde of some exotic animal bound to end up on the list of endangered
  6. Any tips for working a 12 hour shift?

    Stay away from the
  7. Post-Mortem Care

    Not morbid at all. I've seen many aides hold the deceased's hands or touch their forehead when they say their
  8. Hospital CNA needs help with a LTC issue

    At my facility I think it's technically the nurses' responsibility, but all of the CNAs are always dealing with O2 tanks and concentrators. If something goes wrong, by default it's usually the CNAs'...
  9. Whad I do -- Whad I do??

    Medications *are* more important than catheters. You can wait to pee for 1-2 hours, but if you wait 1-2 hours for insulin, well, it's bad. The night shift's world won't end if they have an extra 10...
  10. Being called in too much?

    I am thoroughly convinced that the inventor of "Silent mode" and the "Reject call" functions for cell phones was an angry CNA who was sick of being disturbed and harassed at all hours of the day (and...
  11. The life cycle of a CNA forum member

    Stage 1.5: Decides to ignore the 5 BILLION other threads over the same topic and posts, "What is a typical CNA shift like?" or "What do CNAs do on (insert shift here)?" Stage 7.5: "LIKEOHMYGOSHHHHHH!...
  12. Post-Mortem Care

    Get a second person to help you if you can, for physical AND emotional
  13. First CNA Job....12 hr shifts

    Be mindful of what you eat and drink. Try to stay away from processed foods and lots of caffeine. Lots of sugar isn't a good thing either or you'll crash in the middle of your shift. Dried nuts and...
  14. How bad is it?

    When a facility is rated 1/5 on Medicare's site, there's usually a pretty good reason for
  15. Many of the CNAs and nurses at the facility I did clinicals at urged me to apply, so I did. I was offered a position on evening shift and could start the day after I passed the state exam....
  16. If you are feeling nice: "Why don't you go get a cup of coffee and some fresh air while I take care of your [insert relationship here]?" If they can't take a hint: "Can all of you step out into the...
  17. For those residents, I don't usually use toothpaste. Does your facility have disposable swabs/toothettes? Those seem to work best for those types of residents. I dip them (or a toothbrush) in...
  18. Med Tech in a Nursing Home?

    Med Techs administer non-parenteral medications (non-parenteral means it's not injected --- the only exception is usually insulin). These include pills, liquids, creams, eyedrops, nebulized breathing...
  19. For those of you in LTC: Do you say goodbye to your residents when you are leaving to go home? This is for LTC in general, but demented residents in particular (especially those in locked units). It...
  20. Depression/Anxiety prevent me from being CNA?

    Schools couldn't care less what medications you are on or what health conditions you have, as long as you have the money to pay for the class. They're in this to make money, nothing
  21. Depression/Anxiety prevent me from being CNA?

    No, it will not interfere. Several of the CNAs I work with are on antidepressants. It's nothing to be ashamed about, but it's not something that is any of your employer's business and should not be...
  22. I cried all night...NEED YOUR FEEDBACK!

    You will not lose your certification over a minor fall -- they happen ALL THE TIME. Know that WHEN this comes up in the future again (it will :)) that you don't have to get the resident completely...
  23. I got sick fairly often when I first started. Nothing serious, just colds and gastroenteritis (a.k.a. "stomach flu"- no such thing as the stomach flu, but that's for another thread :)). After awhile,...
  24. Once you get your foot in the door, part time can quickly turn into full
  25. Need advice-should I become a CNA/STNA at 46?

    There are many CNAs your age, some even older (I have worked with lifelong-CNAs in their late 60s). Age really isn't as important as physical stamina. If you can stay on your feet for 8+ hours, you...