CoffeemateCNA

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  1. Fun question

    Dang right. I used to have an AMAZING, big, fat, cushioned, shiny, silver-colored pen from a drug rep (back when they were allowed to come bribe us -- heck, I'll sell myself out and advertise their...
  2. Please be honest!

    I do it because I find it a "hobby" to gives baths to drunk homeless people brought in by the cops because they were passed out in the park. That, and the very, very little money I get paid for doing...
  3. manual BP's?

    I refuse to use Dynamaps anymore unless there are no functioning manual cuffs ANYWHERE in the building. Ours are just too old and take forever -- I'm talking 3-4 minutes for one reading. And half the...
  4. Residents

    I have a 90 year old guy that has a bikini calendar at the head of his bed. He shows it to anyone and everyone -- nursing, housekeeping, maintenance, VISITORS. Everyone used to try and at least keep...
  5. FED UP CNAS!!!!

    Tell me about it!! A BAAAAD case of this happened to me last Christmas season. I was in the middle of doing peri care to a woman in a private room (and our private rooms don't even have privacy...
  6. At my wits end...

    When people get like that I interrupt them right away and say "STOP! (short period of silence) I'm happy to do all of the cares that you have requested, but guess what, I'm not Superman and I can't do...
  7. For CNAs etc.

    I like to be aware of certain medications the patients/residents are taking such as rifampin or Pyridium so that it will not come as a huge shock when I see that their urine has a reddish-orange...
  8. FED UP CNAS!!!!

    Last month I saw the head of maintenance washing his car in the small parking lot behind the facility. Funny how when we called maintenance to come fix the AC, everyone was "busy" at the moment. I'm...
  9. PCT certificate endorse from AZ to CA

    CNA certificates can be transferred, but I don't believe PCT certificates can. You can transfer a CNA certificate, provided you have completed a CNA course and are listed in your state's registry....
  10. How much would you recommend taking on?

    I am the same way. I will spend hours reading only one chapter because I like to soak in every bit of information that I can. Are you new to college or are you a "veteran" yet? If you have had...
  11. HW Qs, NCLEX-style

    A) It's not within the CNA's scope of practice to ask questions about fever and chills. He/she could certainly relay that information to you if the pt tells them about it, but you would need to go...
  12. mandatory 15 min breaks...

    Bush [the second one] was president the last time I took a 15-minute
  13. Funny things your patients have said

    "Hey, kid, come over here and look at my ****, will ya? I think something's wrong." "Normally I'd tell people to stop that right this instant [peri care], but dang, that actually feels pretty good to...
  14. What does Nurse Aide N3S and Nurse Aide E1 mean?

    They most likely refer to different departments, floors, units, specialties, etc. Such abbreviations will be facility-specific in their meanings. The two positions you applied for may be on different...
  15. Neither of the links work. How long ago did you originally use the
  16. Your experience...

    Incredibly boring. Filled out paperwork and talked about dress codes, textbooks, and class schedules. But then they fed us.
  17. Cna code blue protocol

    From what I've seen at the places I've worked, nurses have to be CPR certified in order to be hired, but not to maintain employment. I've seen some people be pretty lazy about getting theirs renewed....
  18. Cna code blue protocol

    Regardless of what your boss says, good job. I probably would have done the exact same thing you did in that situation. I have only worked at 1 LTC facility where CNAs were allowed to participate in...
  19. Freaking out!!!!!!

    Did they say "how" it was too long -- i.e. you did too many tests overall, or you took too long to do the tests that you did perform? I was taking too long to do my assessments, too, and my...
  20. Nursing Assistant's Prayer

    That's a very nice prayer. I have one, too, and it goes something like this: May there be briefs and chux to last the week I don't want my residents' pants to leak if we run out, we'll be in a rut...
  21. It depends on the setting you are working in, but there are generally more shifts available for nights (or evening shift, if the facility uses 8-hour shifts). There are often waiting lists of people...
  22. The life cycle of a CNA forum member

    "Hey guyz wazzuppp just wondering if i can become cna i have 15 dui's this passt 2 yeare none of them went to court. they won't find that on my backround check will they when i apply to cna program...
  23. UC Berkeley does have some of the best podcasts around. In addition to the aforementioned anatomy, they also have chemistry and microbiology courses available for viewing/listening. I have enjoyed...
  24. You won't automatically be a CNA, but you'll probably have the option to challenge the state exam to become certified without actually having to take the class. Your board of nursing or whatever...
  25. Alternative name for CNA?

    Funny how things change. Before I was a CNA up until my first few months on the job, I would get SO offended when someone called me an "aide." I would actually halt conversations and correct people...