This one is for the pt in the SA treatment center:
To the court ordered pregnant pill-popping, alcoholic crackhead:
PLEASE stop drinking the hand sanitizer, perfume, hair spray, and vanilla extract. It's just nasty!!
I will NOT call your boyfriend/baby daddy/dealer/pimp to bring you "something" for your headache, yes you are restricted to Tylenol. You will NOT get your fix on my shift. I have also alerted law enforcement, so if your SO even breathes in this direction, he will be arrested!!
Your tears and crying about me during your one 10 min phone call this week will not change my mind. You only have 5 minutes left, use it wisely.
Your baby isn't moving because she is drunk & high!!
Please do not spend your $$ on anything for this baby, because the state will be taking her from you immediately after they cut the cord!
No getting high on your 1 day pass will NOT help you get you 8 kids back. Your parental rights have already been terminated!!
Since you have decided to use during your entire pregnancy with NO prenatal care and are now extremely high risk in my facility, I now have to call 911 everytime you have abd pain and look @ your firecrotch to make sure you're not crowning! (I would really like to not throw up in my mouth several times weekly)
Please wash your snatch daily since you know that I will be looking in there regularly since you want to keep showing signs of preterm labor.
GET YOUR TUBES TIED!!!!!!!! You have set the popluation of our county to an all new high!!
It was probably not a good idea to try and snort laundry detergent. Yeah...feel the burn!!
I'll stop @ ten.