Your boyfriend breaks up with you! *starts singing, "so what, I'm still a rock star and got my rock moves and I don't need you!" (Pink)*
Your kid only says to you, "Mom are you about to study? Mom are you studying? Mom why aren't you studying?"
You pots and pans gather rust on them
No one even expects to see you during holidays
Eating out is a luxury
When you have notecards ready at any given moment to begin a session (store, bball game, date, etc.)