noyesno MSN, APRN, NP

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    Can't lift patient- help!

    Doesn't sound safe to me. You need a hoyer lift. It's only a matter of time before you hurt your back. Be careful, you only get
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    Restraints

    Sounds like a straight jacket. Your boss is an idiot (no
  3. 6 on day/PM shift. 7 on nights. 5 would be much better (but I don't make the
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    The math doesn't add up

    I'm a math person, so it really bothers me when my manager asks us to do an additional task or duty without subtracting a current task or duty. The math doesn't add up. Our current duties take up a...
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    Is there a good way to wear a tie with scrubs?

    Nope, because it's a
  6. We're more physically active than most occupations. Have less time to eat than most peeps. So it's puzzling we pork up. Maybe the weight gain comes from "eating our feelings" or binge eating after a...
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    Nurse knowledge and Ibuprofen vs. Tylenol

    It would surprise me and worry me a little. I'm curious, why do you
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    That Dreaded 3-11 Shift

    Or, at my hospital, days holds onto their discharges and leaves the discharges for the 3-11 nurses. So, you get to discharge 3 or 4 patients at the beginning of your shift, while an admission is...
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    Do you cut corners in your daily nursing practice?

    I don't do thank you notes. Rarely do care plans. No AIDET for me. Sometimes, I skip a hourly round (gasp!). Turning doesn't always happen q 2 because I'm not doing it on my own (I've got a back to...
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    The math doesn't add up

    Excellent points MoopleRN. Me
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    The math doesn't add up

    Me too! I have yet to write out one of these thank you cards. I like to say out loud, "nurse refused," whenever I'm asked to do things like this. Makes me feel like a BA. No gracias, I'm not thanking...
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    auditing call lights?

    I need a new gig. Management keeps coming up with better and better ideas. NOT. I'm shaking my head so much (everyday!), I look like a bobble
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    12 hour shifts...dangerous?

    This does not happen everywhere. Do not work for free. If you don't get your 30 minute, uninterrupted break you should punch "no lunch" and get paid for your time. They might pull the "you need to...
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    Do you work at Hilton?

    Yes, I do! It's only a matter of time before nursing schools start to teach customer service as the number one priority in nursing. No more ABC's, instead, press ganey (did that rhyme?). Who would...
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    Consults??

    You should be aware of all the doctors consulted for your patients. Write their names down on your brain. In report, we usually go over who is consulted and why and if they were recently notified...
  16. I'd work at a No-kill shelter. Saving four-legged friends (and probably taking them all home with
  17. Don't send patients during shift
  18. Doesn't sound unusual. Not one nurse on my floor actually sticks around to witness. We just scan our finger in the Pyxis and run back to the med/surg
  19. I've never seen blood back flow out of the port without a something connected to it, either a syringe aspirating it out or IV tubing connected to fluids that were placed on the floor (see story...
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    Possible TIA or effects of medications?

    Send resident to hospital
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    Patient requests

    When an alert and oriented patient wants help deciding what to order for dinner, I become secretly irratated. We have so many options, the menu is 6 or 7 pages long, and they usually shoot down...
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    Patient requests

    Rearranging their bedside table for them. "This you can take, I don't need that. Can you place this over there and this over
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    Soooo, I quit

    I advocate for a two weeks notice in all situations except situations involving unsafe working conditions. Continuing to throw yourself to the wolves for two weeks, is dangerous for both your nursing...
  24. Here's what happened, I'm so upset: I went into my patient's room to introduce myself. It looked like he needed a boost and the PCT was in the room. I smiled at him and said, "cross your arms," while...
  25. He didn't have the covers on. They were down by his