first of: as a nurse you'd be a Ltn. 1 or 2 (depending on your degree; A.S. or B.S.) and very unlikely in 'theater', more likely in some place like in Kuwait, Saudia, or Germany. And that's "if" since...
(imagine Schwarzenegger's voice and accent): "I have detailed files..." about Tripler, Kaiser Permanente, St. Francis L. and West, Queens and almost all of the other hospitals on the Island of Ohau. I...