"Im so glad you know everything." "Do you have a story for every freaking disease/illness we cover?" "Don't want to hear your take on legalizing xyz drug(s)." "If you can't pass med term I, just drop...
"I'm sorry that you didn't approve of the (breakfast, lunch, dinner) we served. This is a health care facility, not a diner. No, I am not ignoring your call light on purpose, there is someone else...
I took up nursing after losing my first child. He was delivered with forceps, and lived for three weeks before passing away from cerebral edema. I remember how absolutly hopeless and helpless I felt...
ShavonKirk replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor
Another CNA and I had the pleasure of giving a shower to a large sized woman who had been impacted for a few days and had been given a trail mix of stool softeners and colon cleansers. We get her in...
ShavonKirk replied to nitenite's topic in Nursing Humor
I had only had exp with subaccute patients, and one day was called to the LTC side of my building to cover a shift for a cna no show. Quite a different world over there. Besides being late with my...
ShavonKirk replied to nitenite's topic in Nursing Humor
I used to work in LTC subaccute units as an aide. One of my fav patients was a LOL about 80 y/o who for the most part was confused. She was in the rehab wing after a fall in her bathroom, and had...
Greetings from Illinois! My name is Shavon, and I am about halfway through my 2 year associates degree program. I am currently writing a report about the lack of school nurses in the United States....