traumatizedRN replied to Michelle.'s topic in Nursing Humor
jsevilla950: If you don't have a little bit of "sick humor" in our field, you are going to have a hard time working anywhere. Yes this joke sounds like a stereotype, but so are the "blonde", "redneck"...
traumatizedRN replied to gaia1214's topic in Nursing Humor
I had to see it to believe it and yes it is true, you can vomit feces. I had a patient who told me "now I truly know what it to have shi@# breath". Hope to God I never have a bowel obstruction and I...
I've been living this problem for several years. I work in a monitored trauma unit during the night (currently 5 beds). Several times a week, I am by myself (no NA or clerk) due to the shortage in...
traumatizedRN replied to T14WFLY's topic in Emergency
You still get both disgusted and amazed with the low pain tolerance that almost all "bad a#$&" gang members have. I wished we could video taped the way they cry and moan and send it to their...
traumatizedRN replied to LoveMyDaughters's topic in General Nursing
The second story happened last year. I witnessed a car accident and stopped to help those involved. I called 911 first, and then as I got out of my car, a woman came running behind of me saying very...
traumatizedRN replied to LoveMyDaughters's topic in General Nursing
I have two funny stories about this topic. A few years ago, I was admitting a patient in her early 20's for a perforated appendicitis. As I was doing the pre-op orders, she asked me if I liked working...
traumatizedRN replied to Plagueis's topic in Geriatric, LTC
I have worked in the private sector all of my life prior to working for a County facility, and I would get fired if I ever did half of what a lot of my co-workers get away with. Sadly, the ones that...
traumatizedRN replied to Plagueis's topic in Geriatric, LTC
I haven't had a regular CNA in my unit for a long time, so I usually get one that is floated to us. A lot of times, I've had CNAs that fall asleep during the shift and when they wake up is just to...
traumatizedRN replied to JustKeepSmiling's topic in General Students
The good thing about federal loans is the low APR and the length of time to repay them. My identity was stolen when I started my program, so I only qualified for 40%. I had to work full time to pay...
When I got accepted in my nursing program 10 yrs ago, I found out that my identity had been stolen and I only qualified for partial loans that covered less than 40% of my tuition. I had to move out of...
traumatizedRN replied to raindrop's topic in General Nursing
I've worked in trauma for the last 8 years, so I like to think that I'm cool under pressure; however, a few years ago, one of my patients went into respiratory arrest and my NA managed to tilt the...
traumatizedRN replied to RN_in_SC's topic in Emergency
I understand that everyone has the right to state their opinions, however (with all due respect) if you are a nursing student or a new grad with only a couple of months experience, spare us from your...