It's all OK. Crunch, you can laugh at me anytime you want-- I'm sure I deserve it and I don't mind the can of whup applesauce you opened. I'm so dang old that it's hard to get overly sensitive about...
I think it's hilarious! Suggest you shed some layers of "sensitivity" and start learning to laugh at yourself. If you're so against animal dissection in the interest of learning how bodies work so you...