MissUnknown

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1. New EMS Rescue Tool

   MissUnknown replied to Emergency RN's topic in Nursing Humor

   :lol_hitti That is hysterical. I'm forwarding that to my

2. 10 things you say at work lay people could get arrested for

   MissUnknown replied to sharann's topic in Nursing Humor

   "Can you strip for me?" Telling a partner to remove an unconscious pts clothes during transport. "All balls accounted for." Counting the medicine balls used for physical therapy. "Suck harder!!" While...

3. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

   MissUnknown replied to scaredofshots's topic in Nursing Humor

   If the patient complains about the food I tell them it's part of our free, never failing weight loss system. Usually gets a chuckle. And when greeting patients, "I'd ask how you are today, but you're...

4. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   MissUnknown replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Don't drink glow sticks. Poison Control took awhile to stop laughing...:rotfl: And yes, we turned out the lights and made the kid stick out his tongue to see if it glowed. It