Darkzein replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
I used to work in the ER as an admitting clerk, and we routinely spoke with EMS to gather pt information. One patient arrived from a LTC facility, and instead of asking which care centre the patient...
I was working in the urgent care centre when we had a young guy come in with a laceration to his arm. As I was removing the dressing to look at it, I asked him how it happened. He said he fell while...
Anything to do with food chunkies. Food in dentures, or vomit, or stool, you name it, I will gag. The first time I ever gagged was when I was collecting a stool sample from a patient. It was liquid...
The one I hear most often is mammeogram. I'm constantly tempted to correct them and shout "It's Mamm-o-gram, there is no E in the word!!!", but I hold back,