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  1. So I kind of messed up

    Stop enabling the OP, people. This is a red flag. XNavyCorpsman is correct and OP needs to own his/her mistake and demonstrate accountability. There is no room in nursing for people who can't read the...
  2. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    We are real! We will jump out of the screen and wolf whistle at you. Be
  3. My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    bwahaha! I love it! We are all predators looking for new
  4. This is not why I became a nurse

    Tell them to zip
  5. Too Old to Enter Critical Care Nursing?

    B'Gok It's not about age. STUDY. Focus. Take your CCRN. Go hang out with the CCU/ICU nurses. You'll be awesome. Don't
  6. I'm not coming back to this gig!

  7. I'm not coming back to this gig!

    May the force be with
  8. Clipping nails at nurse's station

    It's just another nurse trying to spread their DNA all over the unit.
  9. Clipping nails at nurse's station

    Is this a trick
  10. Shortness of Breath

    Also
  11. Things I Am Grateful For (Vol. 1)

    ahahaha! Today I'm thankful for: My mom; friends; health; freedom; laughter (especially the kind that comes from my gut and makes me cry or giggle-snort); sarcasm; coffee; and
  12. Scanners have never given me troubles, but you're not the only one who hates them. I once saw a nurse get ticked off at one and fling it down the hall. It sort of bounced and slid; and remarkably it...
  13. His name is Brian, not Hoyer!”(Hoyer” as suggested by JBudd, MSN, Guide) or Why should we have to put the seatdown? You never leave it up for us!” or I can't believe you just said...
  14. ER wait times

    I am unsure how long it will be... However, If you would like to expedite your visit with the MD, I recommend a gunshot to your thigh in an empty lot; or jumping from the building across the street....
  15. What do you guys like to do in your free time?

    How do you feel about taking care of
  16. Important! Need answers

    What does "prepare to shock if needed" mean to you? When I read that, I visualize a monitor tech holding a defibrillator with the intention of shocking a patient... or me (giggle). Are monitor tech's...
  17. is your immune system suffering?

    It's my understanding that more than 2 billion L. acidophilus swimming in your colon at once makes a bad day unless you're taking antibiotics or trying to light your house on fire. Here's the thing...
  18. Fleas!

    Hi Smartypants, Are you going to tell us what happened with this
  19. What is your dream unit?

    Poop or get off of the potty! I couldn't resist @ ICU Man I have been working in my dream job in the ED. Soon I will need a new dream job and you've got me thinking... Pedi cardiovascular icu sounds...
  20. I have a dilemma

    I have a few questions: Were you inquiring about an accelerated BSN program, or a regular BSN
  21. Dear New Grad Nurse

    Dogan, BSN, RN "Make friends with everyone." 1) What Dogan said. Integrate. Being friendly, and treating everyone with respect is the most powerful thing you can do. Even if someone isn't being kind...
  22. Got an offer should I take it?

    It's a no-brainer, Foker. Take the NI
  23. Taboo: 10 Things Nurses Should NEVER Say!

    @AJJKRN "Here's a sentence that I personally would like to become taboo..."It's so much easier on night shift because all the patients really do, is sleep". Seriously day shift! Seriously? "...
  24. Taboo: 10 Things Nurses Should NEVER Say!

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