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  1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Never....NEVER...cut a potato in half and use it as a pessary! Anybody got anything to

  2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's the absolute

  3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Javajunkie said :rotfl:

  4. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    hmmm

  5. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    "WPW"?? Please define for

  6. Funniest thing the nurse FORGOT to tell you in report

    Trixxy replied to Rapheal's topic in General Nursing

    Ok...now ya'll are gonna find out just what kinda twisted individual I really am. I apologize in advance if this offends anyone...but it absolutely cracks my a** up today thinking about it. I sent one...

  7. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I worked in an ENT office a mother came in with her son and told us that her son had "taters" in his ear. Snickering it off and just thinking she just meant he needed his ears cleaned, we got him...

  8. Patients and medical terminology....What the heck?!?!

    Trixxy replied to Big Bab's's topic in General Nursing

    "They dee-cee-did the heparin she was taking" meaning "They d/c'd her heparin." "Corn-fused" instead of "confused". "Olt-timers" instead of

  9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    When a mother tells you, "There's taters growin outta his ears!!" believe her!! Don't just automatically think that she means he hasn't washed his ears in

  10. any nurses out there who LOVE their jobs?

    Trixxy replied to pie123's topic in General Nursing

    I've worked ED...learned alot. I've worked ICU...learned alot. I've worked telemetry..learned alot of stuff. I've worked ENT, OB/GYN, gastroenterology, podiatry, internal medicine, and facial...

  11. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Gwenith said, :rotfl: :roll :rotfl: :roll That's probably all I'd bring in with me too!! I just thought of another one... Never...NEVER...lean against the bed rail of a patient who has a history...

  12. Dilemma

    Trixxy replied to CVnurse08's topic in General Nursing

    Absolutely apply. We've had many high school students work at a hospital I used to work at. As long as it doesn't interfere with your schooling...not up too late, etc...by all means go for

  13. Anyone else experience this ... ?

    Trixxy replied to nurstudnt546's topic in General Nursing

    Although I am not a doctor and cannot diagnose, I'm thinking along the same lines as Sharann...sounds like a sick building. Please get him to a good Internal medicine doctor ASAP and have a thorough...

  14. Physician/Nurse relationship

    Trixxy replied to Moho's topic in General Nursing

    He asked you...I would've been honest with him too. What as his reaction after your

  15. What field of nursing would you NEVER consider working?

    Trixxy replied to PMHNP10's topic in General Nursing

    It's gotta be ICU. I worked it and was way too stressed out all the

  16. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  17. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Jrnalist2RNinOR said: :rotfl:

  18. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    No, actually SmilingBluEyes posted: TSTL Syndrome and MD Terminator posted : Just today a patient taught me that spermacidal foam tastes like Downey Sorry SmilingBluEyes and MD Terminator ..I...

  19. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    TSTL Syndrome?? :roll Just today a patient taught me that spermacidal foam tastes like Downey

  20. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    or use OraJel inside the urethra as a local anesthetic. :rotfl:

  21. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle

  22. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Just thought of one more... Never...NEVER...get in a scrap with someone in an electric wheelchair! You will undoubtedly get run

  23. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Puts a whole new twist on that ole saying "Bite my arce!!" doesn't

  24. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Trixxy replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ewwwwwwww..I'll never eat caramel corn again without thinking of that!! 20 fr?? Holey

  25. Baking Soda

    Trixxy replied to Carmex's topic in General Nursing

    I ose to ork for a doctor that craved baking soda...they never figured out what was causing it