MAGIK GIRL

MAGIK GIRL

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  1. Lingo

    i like that one and the one a few posts back "chartomegaly". also, don't forget the "DFQ's" we are always always asked! harry: i think they should institiute a DSP in your er (a dumb s--t protocol)....
  2. patient lingo...

    i can believe that! we has a registrar who has a seizure disorder and asthma. she was great. she could "seize" at will. if you pissed her off, look out, seizure central. i mean she would turn...
  3. Lingo

    SAS: sick as sh-t RT: room temperature ECU: eternal care unit SFS: stinky foot syndrome "celestrial transfer" i like
  4. just another burning question......

    :p just wondering if some of you other er nurses wondered this as well. why is it that no one ever considers er nursing critical care? even on this bb we are only under specialty nursing. burn and...
  5. patient lingo...

    aw com' on. you made that
  6. etomidate

    we use it for conscious sedation with fentinyl. used it on a kid with a wrist fx the other night! the parents asked "is it fractured or just
  7. The ER has become a restaurant.....

    ah. they will, grasshopper. they will! remember as the big "c"say, "everybody get
  8. The ER has become a restaurant.....

    i love monty! and don't forget the scene in "bringing out the dead" where the heroin overdose was "healed" infront of all of his croney's. that was
  9. just another burning question......

    street nurse. i like it! we ARE the first line!!!!!!!!!! that's better than a critical care namesake. and i love mc donalds and carnivals too. i wouldn't trade it! i have worked and floated to the...
  10. The ER has become a restaurant.....

    "your steak is to well done? oh, this is an outrage! i will have the chef's head for this! please, as a token let us pay for your dinner. this kind of thing is not tolerated in our er...
  11. just another burning question......

    "we are the proud, the few, the ma....." whoops, wrong commercial! maybe not though, they risk thier lives for little pay and no fame. they live in trenches and deal with alot of not nice...
  12. patient lingo...

    "that's one a them thar breathin' problems like azmer!" :chuckle :chuckle
  13. Personalities of an ER Nurse

    yes. yes. fashion is still a statement and the fashion police exhist so i
  14. Anybody ever seen this?

    while this may be true, i think the real reason is that we probably don't cut our stuff as well as they do on the street! (only kidding guys!) lol but seriously, yes, i have seen this and have been...
  15. Personalities of an ER Nurse

    which one am i! since we are 2 of a kind, i'd say goog guy/gal boardering on joker! ya got to have that sense of humor to do what we do, where we do it!:roll p.s. NO I WAS NOT WORKING THE DAY...
  16. What's your craziest story of the ER

    benzoin is the necter of the gods when it comes to foul smells in the
  17. residents in the er

    succs is like pavulon. it is a neuromuscular block. if you give it muscle activity stops but the pt can still hear, see and
  18. just another burning question......

    ok,ok. they do have thier propofol. but can we still have our leather restraints, ewol tubes and
  19. residents in the er

    yea but come on, face it. some are just really stupid! but what is worse than being stupid? being stupid and
  20. just another burning question......

    elite.....I LIKE IT! OK, BUT JUST ER,
  21. What's your craziest story of the ER

    i worked at a trauma center. that hospital owned the nursing home across the street. well, there was this 500ish lb lady, on a vent no less, who was in respiratory distress. she was to big for the...
  22. What's your craziest story of the ER

    yea, i have tattoos too! and i have all of my teeth. well, there is one tooth missing but it is in the back! does that count? come on, you can't see where it is missing. speaking of teeth. i think...
  23. patient lingo...

    i was at work once and got a triage form that decribed the chief complaint as: a brown varmit in right ear.
  24. residents in the er

    yea, like the one i encountered who wouldn't address the pt with the chest/back pain and a board like abdomen until he gave a urine specimine. well, needless to say, i went to the attending and the...
  25. Another vent!

    i agree. everyone is so worried that someone else will get something better than them or something for nothing. it is a shame. but the good news is there are still some decent people out there. i...