canigraduate

canigraduate

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  1. Scripting sounds patronizing

    What I think is really funny about scripted responses is that they are very similar to the cultural standards of double talk communication in the South. I was trained to talk that way to stupid...
  2. What I learned this week (6/27)...

    Hey, Ixchel, you made Facebook!! Way to
  3. What I learned this week (6/27)...

    It's true! I had to report it to get it taken down. Poor guy is probably having his money stolen while he's laid up in the
  4. What I learned this week (6/27)...

    I learned today that people are dumb enough to post a patient's driver's license on FB to try to find family. With DL number, full name, and DOB. Are they trying to make sure this guy's identity is...
  5. Delirium tremens, level of care?

    I have seen 18 pts to one RN, but there were also two LPNs and one
  6. Right time to go into the icu

    Honestly, it depends on you. There is no one right way. If you find a spot you want to stay in for a year, just go for it. Or, you can research the different ICUs and go with the one that has the best...
  7. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    "I know normal people don't have a shower in their living room, honey, but normal people aren't covered in hospital
  8. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    "No, you cannot get autism from a decontamination
  9. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    "You don't really want scabies, do
  10. Delirium tremens, level of care?

    You can handle an alcoholic on a medical floor pretty easily, unless they start to tank. It's hard knowing when that is going to happen without some sort of standard tool. In the US, we have a couple...
  11. This week I have learned (6/20, a day late)

    I learned the most about cancer while watching people I love die from it. I can't imagine being surrounded by it on a daily basis. Total buzzkill, I know.
  12. This week I have learned (6/20, a day late)

    The more you spend, the cooler the color. Literally. I really need to get out on the threads more. I keep missing fun
  13. Yay! You're so
  14. What I learned this week (6/27)...

    I learned that it is OK to say no to an assignment across town and it is OK to quit a job that does not meet your needs. I learned that I am not the only one who forgets to email people back. I...
  15. What I learned this week (6/27)...

    Eh. I know you love me. No
  16. Mean girls....OR Bullying

    You are focusing on your fear of what could be true. You are feeling that little bit of insecurity that all newbies do and you might have blown it out of proportion. Don't give your fear that much...
  17. Two CVICU nurses singing about ACLS!

  18. Two CVICU nurses singing about ACLS!

    Lol!! The Edelweiss parody is
  19. Reasons patients turn on their call light

    I had a good one the other night. New admission in observation, calls and says: "Can you call the doc and let her know about the boil behind my testicles? You wanna see?" At 2:30 in the morning....
  20. Want to bash the job listings SOOO bad.

    Thanks, I went on there and posted a nasty review for the one hellhole and a great one for the place I wish I was still
  21. Two CVICU nurses singing about ACLS!

    This is how I felt yesterday when I was doing a mock code. Very mellow - I know my ACLS, baby. Now, if the patient had been real, it would've been more like the Immigrant's Song. AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHH...
  22. I Need A Nurse To Interview!!

    I recognize you from somewhere. Oh, you're the one that believes in the PVT. You tell Thumper and Bambi I said hello, over there in fantasy land. I bet you're the Blue Fairy, she was pretty...
  23. Alaris pumps?

    They're OK. They are easy enough that I figured out how to use them enough to deliver IV fluids and secondaries without any instruction. The air-in-line is usually pretty easy to fix as long as your...
  24. Should I do more??

    It's a craptacular position to be in, and I wish you the best of luck getting out if
  25. Reasons patients turn on their call light

    (((hugs)))