I do have to admit that a cookie (biscuit as it's called across the pond) and a coffee do make me smile, but only when I'm in my pajamas watching a good movie. Sorry, but a cookie and a coffee won't make the mounds of paperwork, phone calls, tasks, and other random b*ll sh*t any easier to do... NO, not even if it's double chocolate chip. I'll just get crumbs on the keyboard! I can just see this patient scenerio: "Uh, sir sorry about your wound dressing... I've got to do it over 'cause a chocolate chip from my complemetary cookie that's supposed to make me smile at you more just fell into your pressure ulcer. I know that's gross and you're upset, but look on the bright side... I'm smiling!"