BanoraWhite replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Nursing Humor
Hippies = Hip Protector pants Witches Hat = Toilet urine collector "Lit up like a Christmas Tree" = A urine dipstick with everything showing on it Kylie or Bluey = Blue under pad for the bed...
To patients families... * Please don't walk into a room in the middle of a code to complain that your relative has been waiting five minutes for a cup of coffee. * If you are sick and contagious,...
Ugh, this happened about 5 times today on my shift as I was giving out medications.. PATIENT: Take my tray away ME: The kitchen staff will do it soon *I walk all the way up the corridor back to my med...
Just because Mr./Mrs Pt has dementia it doesnt make them any less of a person. Don't roll your eyes at them, shut their door and ignore them or yell at them for "being annoying". They are real people...
BanoraWhite replied to sandanrnstudent's topic in General Nursing
Don't stand around talking when there are tasks you can do ! I have met 2nd Year RN students who will not shower a pt or do obs because they "arent sure how" or "not confident". What the ? I was doing...
We dont have a uniform, but most of us wear black or navy pants (or a knee length black or navy skirt) and a polo shirt or short sleeve blouse. And black leather comfy
BanoraWhite replied to JUSTYSMOM's topic in Emergency
I once went to the ER for a toothache :sofahider I had pain in my tooth all day, took paracetamol, codeine, ibuprofen, tried toothache drops, oil of cloves, garlic - you name it. Rang around all the...
BanoraWhite replied to leolomb's topic in Rehabilitation
A typical day working in rehab for me can be anything from helping people to shower themselves and go to the toilet to code blues, hanging drips, hypoglycaemic management, complex wound dressings..you...
Thank you everyone for your opinions and advice :-) I'm currently living in Victoria, on the Mornington Peninsula. I applied to Ramsay Health which run the private hospitals around here in May for a...