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  1. Funny things your residents have said/done...

    I wish I could share, but I've already recognized one person on these boards- they haven't used the CNA forum but I've seen them in other sections and I am 100% sure I know who it is! It weirds me...
  2. What would you be if you weren't a CNA?

    At least you're 2 semesters away from *something.* I probably have as many credits as you do and they're so scattered I can't use half of them for any one
  3. I usually wear it in a bun with all my loose pieces bobby-pinned all around. It looks ugly but 10 minutes into my shift I no longer care. I can't STAND any pieces of hair in my face at work. Having my...
  4. Funny things your residents have said/done...

    Aww, don't feel bad. I had a resident think I was a boy too and I am petite with a very large chest and shoulder-length
  5. What would you be if you weren't a CNA?

    I always wanted to study art history, and if I could afford college in the traditional sense, that's what i would have done... and then I'd still probably be a CNA because what can be done with an art...
  6. Are advertising scrubs next?

    Delete this thread before someone sees it! You know it's only a matter of time... I've seen people on here complain about scripted spiels they're supposed to say to every patient about how "they...
  7. Dear new CNA's

    Oh and you have to love the threads where a nurse complains abut CNAs and the CNA student says, "Well I'd never do that" and launches into an explanation on why it's so vitally important to, you know,...
  8. Dear new CNA's

    Ah, yes. Those "new CNA" posts can be spotted a mile away. "I am so offended! The seasoned CNAs at my clinical/new job DON'T fart roses all day before riding unicorns off into the sunset! They have...
  9. Acne and working with patients

    Is it red? Because they make medicated cover-up for
  10. How far do you travel for work??

    No way! 3 hours a day of commuting? That's way too long. I drive, like, 15 minutes to
  11. ^Yeah, it's really frustrating when nurses on here degrade us like that. I know how much money I DON'T make, and how "dirty" my job is. I already know I am worthless in the eyes of society... no...
  12. Residents RIGHTS!!

    I can't imagine getting through the day without the routine (that would be a total disaster), but I agree that some of the rules are stupid. I have residents who don't want to get up and eat breakfast...
  13. Stupid Rules...

    We're not allowed to tie the call bells either because it "damages them" or something. We do have clips though. If the clip falls off then I have to get creative with the furniture- drape it over a...
  14. use of gloves

    If they're contact precautions- all the time. Otherwise, only when you're going to be touching the icky stuff- toileting, changing briefs/pericare, denture care,
  15. Skills test

    Usually you get 5 skills. One is handwashing, one is a measuring skill (vitals, weights), and the other 3 are random stuff skills like giving a bedpan, ROM on one arm or leg, denture care, or...
  16. cna clinicals and state test question

    In my clinicals we were partnered up, but we were each given 3-4 residents and each given a different CNA to "follow." I still don't get it. It would have made much more sense for each pair to follow...
  17. Hosptial, LTC or Agency...

    I work in LTC. The job is a real pain in the ass sometimes (lol) but I love geriatrics and have no interest in working at a hospital. The pay is not that great compared to other LTCs in my area, but...
  18. Cleaner RN jobs

    That was my point. I'm not judging the OP for wanting a "clean" job, but I couldn't help but bust out laughing at what was basically, "well, it turns out that poop is actually kinda
  19. Cleaner RN jobs

    Personally, I love dealing with poop and vomit! You should give it another chance; t's the best thing in the
  20. OR if he stays fairly still you could prop a urinal up between his legs. Then at least the urine isn't sitting there eating away at his skin. A texas cath would be even
  21. I'm guessing this client has dementia because if not... wow. Not that I haven't run into people like that, but still. Do you wash him up at night or is he already in bed when you get there? You could...
  22. Well that's ridiculous. If the resident is actually willing to drink you should be throwing a party. Most of them don't want to drink anything without being nagged half to death. The cup of water on...
  23. Funny things your residents have said/done...

    It's hard to think of funny things to report on here because usually when someone says something funny or sweet I run and tell everybody at work and I don't want to give myself away if any of them...
  24. Funny things your residents have said/done...

    Wow. Maybe my annoying coworker moonlights at your facility. It's like that here too... her way or the highway. I get so sick of her constant monologue about what needs to be done and what other...
  25. Funny things your residents have said/done...

    We have a CNA that's really pushy and annoying. None of us can stand her and neither can any of the alert residents on my hall. When the residents find out she is their aide for the day they get all...