Dave ARNP

Dave ARNP

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  1. Just for smiles....

    Dave ARNP replied to klhs's topic in Nursing Humor

    {I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night!} One of the top ten things I've...

  2. New idea for blood transfusions....

    Dave ARNP replied to klhs's topic in Nursing Humor

    So if my wife needs a transfusion during her c-section, may I request this?

  3. ADN NP's...?

    Dave ARNP replied to Dave ARNP's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Give me an ADN with 15 years bedside and I say she is probably the best da*n NP on th block. No questions asked. The things she's missed in not getting her BSN or MSN she's asked her higher trained...

  4. ADN NP's...?

    Dave ARNP replied to Dave ARNP's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    I can understand an accelerated track... but this is... WOA! Why don't we just let anyone who's applied to nursing school be a NP? Or maybe... if your mom/dad/sister/brother/niece/nephew/ect... is a...

  5. ADN NP's...?

    Dave ARNP replied to Dave ARNP's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    To answer my own question.... YES! Here is the info: The Pennsylvania General Assembly is currently debating House Bill 50 (HB 50), which, if enacted, would affect Advanced Practice Registered Nursing...

  6. Bad Driving

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh yes... Thats me :-D I am the guilty one! Mamma always said... If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit beside me.

  7. Bad Driving

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    What road was this? I need to find my wife...

  8. Living in the year 2003

    Dave ARNP replied to Wolfpax's topic in Nursing Humor

    actually... you have to dial 9 to GET an outside line on my phone at home :-D

  9. Amen !

    Dave ARNP replied to Wolfpax's topic in Nursing Humor

    Boy... the jokes about my mother keep a commin!

  10. Feeling Overwhelmed!

    Dave ARNP replied to Ang00's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Just try to remain calm. It will most certainly get better. While I never had the joy of going onto the floor, I did get the joy hitting things once I became a NP. Not only was I expected to be a...

  11. Parent Definitions

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    After all, Labor is the best contraception... next to abstaining...

  12. Perfect Couple

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    I resemble that....

  13. Proxy Father

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    A mans mind can do many things with this joke... Now its off to the photo shop, I... well... Never mind :-D

  14. Telemarketer Fun

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Printing this and putting it at every phone in the house.... David Adams,

  15. A Child's Prank

    Dave ARNP replied to Brownms46's topic in Nursing Humor

    Okay... my nephew is in some serious trouble! :-D Atleast we found him, though! hehehehe David Adams,

  16. Fentanyl placement?

    Dave ARNP replied to ohbet's topic in Pain Management

    If a patient has alot of body hair Duragesic is simply not going to work IMHO... The drg absorbs through the glue. This is the first thing you have to know. Read your lit on the drg. DO NOT SHAVE...

  17. Alternative Abbreviations

    Dave ARNP replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor

    H.N.O.W. Head Nurse On Warpath Sooo fitting

  18. patient leaving with iv lock in place

    Dave ARNP replied to ellencrn's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I've ordered heplocks left in. Occasionally we have a cancer patient that we're discharging under pain-managment and home infusion will be visiting them within the next few hours. What good would...

  19. Cytotec for Inductions

    Dave ARNP replied to SteelTownRN's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Only Cervadil. To quote one of our Ob doc's... "We're to smart for that" David Adams,

  20. Ativan and a pregnant woman?

    Dave ARNP replied to rncopper's topic in Ob/Gyn

    In different situations, as a Nurse Practitioner, my Physician and I have used Ativan for the short term in different trimesters of pregnancy. I do not LIKE to use it. I would STOP using it. I...