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    I'm running away to PetSmart

    teeniebert replied to Purple_roses's topic in Nursing Humor

    ...and awful owners instead of irritating family
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    Funny things patients say !

    teeniebert replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Wow...correlation and causation are NOT the same thing,
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    Association of Camp Nurses

    teeniebert replied to nursepaula06's topic in Camp

    I joined ACN in 2012. Compass Point has tons of good information, and so does the Basics of Camp Nursing book. If there's ever a symposium in Detroit or Chicago I might go, but I can't afford the...
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    2014 camp work thread

    teeniebert replied to Alex Egan's topic in Camp

    I'm hoping to go back to Camp Anna Behrens and Camp Sakakawea, both Girl Scout camps operated by Girl Scouts of Michigan Shore to Shore. 2-3 weeks training, 6 weeks at Anna B., and 3 weeks at Saki....
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    You Know You're A Nurse If...

    teeniebert replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    ...your tool box and sewing kit both have hemostats in
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    Hospital Errors 3rd Leading Cause of Death

    teeniebert replied to sapphire18's topic in General Nursing

    Amen.
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    teeniebert replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    I knew a Justin Kace Lastname in college...It was 3 months before I realized his name was a pun...and his email sig included his full name so I saw it almost every day for a while...when it finally...
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    Urine laundry

    teeniebert replied to lawrencenurse's topic in Camp

    For problem odors (urine in particular) I put white vinegar in the fabric softener dispenser, then do an extra rinse. Arm & Hammer detergent also
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    Tragically idiotic

    teeniebert replied to Clementia's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Skipping Lasix so you won't have to make so many potty stops during a 7-hour car trip--great idea! I'd rather stop every half hour than end up spending 4 days in the hospital and 2 months in a SNF 7...
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    Harlem Shake - Nursing Style!

    teeniebert replied to pmabraham's topic in Nursing Humor

    [video=youtube_share;-sBexna-D_c]
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    Best one sentence handoff report

    teeniebert replied to emtb2rn's topic in Emergency

    I think this is my new favorite thread. I've worked in 2 LTC facilities. At the first I was on the subacute/rehab hall and I got used to a thorough report with dx, changes, vitals, etc. on each...
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    Soiled Scrubs Mid-Shift

    teeniebert replied to TheBlackDogWaits's topic in General Nursing

    When I worked in LTC I had a spare set of EVERYTHING in my locker--scrub pants and top, socks, shoes, and undies. I only ever had to use the shoes and socks (so I wouldn't wake everyone up squelching...
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    Cant believe the nurse did.....

    teeniebert replied to Daisy_08's topic in General Nursing

    What
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    Got "nurse face"? How'd you get it?

    teeniebert replied to Cinquefoil's topic in First Year After Licensure

    This is brilliant--do you mind if I use
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    What did you get for Christmas?

    teeniebert replied to Brian's topic in Nurses Rock

    A Keurig coffee maker. I'm the only one here who drinks coffee and I'd end up throwing away half a pot more often than not with my full-size coffeepot. Now I can make just what I need, and the...
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    Ever disappointed on Christmas?

    teeniebert replied to Brian's topic in Nurses Rock

    Twice--both times I was broker than broke. The first time, I asked specifically for gift cards to clothing stores because my 'business casual' work clothes were getting worn out. At the time I was...
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    What type of job do Camp Nurses have throghout the year?

    teeniebert replied to GoosbyLPN's topic in Camp

    I worked for Mollen Immunization Clinics in the fall this year. I don't have a job at the moment. In addition to camp, I'm involved in a couple community organizations that take up a lot of my time...
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    2013 Camp

    teeniebert replied to Alex Egan's topic in Camp

    I'm stalking the Girl Scout Council's employment page, waiting for the seasonal application to show up. It says 'coming in January' but I keep looking
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    You Know You're A Nurse If...

    teeniebert replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    ...every time you go to youtube, regardless of what you're watching, the list on the right is full of surgery, er/trauma, and abscess drainage
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    Funny & Cute Things Our Demented Patients Say

    teeniebert replied to TheCommuter's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    In my area there are many people from the Netherlands and 1st-generation Americans who spoke only Dutch at home. Several times I've had to ask an elder to please repeat their request/statement...
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    Nurses (and any other healthcare professionals) with mental illness, please read

    teeniebert replied to wish_me_luck's topic in Nurses Recovery

    Here's a change I'd like to see--if a person in an inpatient mental health facility asks for regular coffee with their breakfast tray, GIVE THEM REGULAR ******* COFFEE. Don't change it to decaf and...
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    Too soon to feel burnt out of LTC?

    teeniebert replied to Isitpossible's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    The only time it's too soon to feel burned out in LTC is before you're
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    You Know You're A Nurse If...

    teeniebert replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    you clean a chicken carcass to make soup and it turns into an anatomy refresher..."intercostals, okay, make sure no ribs go in the pot...pelvic bone, wow that's a weird shape...spine, spine, more...
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    Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

    teeniebert replied to wooh's topic in Nursing Humor

    *snort*
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    You Know You're A Nurse If...

    teeniebert replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

    ...and you know which places will give you the "lunch special" prices if you say you're calling from XYZ Healthcare, even at 10pm. Edited to add: LMAO @ "shlake"! Ow, my