facetiousgoddess replied to Jo Dirt's topic in General Nursing
It may have been a spoof but with healthcare being a "for profit" (in most cases) enterprise......how long until someone floats this proposal for real???
facetiousgoddess replied to Nascar nurse's topic in Geriatric, LTC
aahhhh my favorite for last week AHR of 47 with irregular rhythm, hold med, go to call Doc, take MARS with me, pull chart....notice everyone for five days has been holding dig and b/p meds, no...
facetiousgoddess replied to TheCommuter's topic in Geriatric, LTC
Lets see in the last month in order of the most outrageous: 1. Hipchecked out of the way while performing CPR 2. Told my resident would be back by 6am (as in I don't know what I am doing) Resident...
facetiousgoddess replied to elizabells's topic in General Nursing
let's see Handing the girl at McDonald's my blockbuster card instead of my debit card and wondering why she looked so confused..... Standing in front of my house door pushing the "open door" symbol...
facetiousgoddess replied to MichaelFloridaRN's topic in General Nursing
Anyone else who works LTC ever wonder with all the tats and piercings what admit skin assessments will look like in the future? I can just hear it now "I'm sorry Ma'am I has no idea that was a...