facetiousgoddess

facetiousgoddess

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  1. Outsourcing nursing home patients.

    facetiousgoddess replied to Jo Dirt's topic in General Nursing

    It may have been a spoof but with healthcare being a "for profit" (in most cases) enterprise......how long until someone floats this proposal for real???

  2. Nurses that just "pass the buck".

    facetiousgoddess replied to Nascar nurse's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    aahhhh my favorite for last week AHR of 47 with irregular rhythm, hold med, go to call Doc, take MARS with me, pull chart....notice everyone for five days has been holding dig and b/p meds, no...

  3. Rudeness from EMTs and Paramedics

    facetiousgoddess replied to TheCommuter's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    Lets see in the last month in order of the most outrageous: 1. Hipchecked out of the way while performing CPR 2. Told my resident would be back by 6am (as in I don't know what I am doing) Resident...

  4. Rhinestone RN Video-parody of Rhinestone Cowboy song

    facetiousgoddess replied to scmadm's topic in Nursing Humor

    This should come with a "You will need Depends" warning!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

  5. Silliest thing you ever did after a long shift...

    facetiousgoddess replied to elizabells's topic in General Nursing

    let's see Handing the girl at McDonald's my blockbuster card instead of my debit card and wondering why she looked so confused..... Standing in front of my house door pushing the "open door" symbol...

  6. What Patients do to make you mad!

    facetiousgoddess replied to MichaelFloridaRN's topic in General Nursing

    Anyone else who works LTC ever wonder with all the tats and piercings what admit skin assessments will look like in the future? I can just hear it now "I'm sorry Ma'am I has no idea that was a...

  7. Funniest thing a new co-worker asked you?

    facetiousgoddess replied to fultzymom's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nurse frantically looking in her drug guide for "Rumare". Turns out time to wean the pt off O2 and trial them on "room