Token Male

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  1. I don't beleive that the Government acutually spent money producing this.

    Token Male replied to gwenith's topic in International Nursing

    NO it doesn't because the robust Aussie male shuns the comfort station for a convient tree anytime.

  2. drug calculations

    Token Male replied to emmy's topic in International Nursing

    I carry a calculator also common drip rates and the like are on a ready reckoner taped to it, I never rely on my head [and those who work with me can keep their comments to themselves

  3. I don't beleive that the Government acutually spent money producing this.

    Token Male replied to gwenith's topic in International Nursing

    Believe it or not this is vital stuff. Some of our clients have to plan their travel routes and times by the location of public toilets. If you ever develop a continence problem you will know this...

  4. Stop this!!!!

    Token Male replied to dianah's topic in Nursing Humor

    I like the piece of fiction you wrote, many of your older patients must have given you some insight; at 48 you personally are not old merely

  5. A frog walks into a bank...

    Token Male replied to kc ccurn's topic in Nursing Humor

    A chicken walks into a book store going "book, book, [pause[ book, book" After a time it selects a book and leaves. This goes on day after day until finally the store owner follows it. Off the go...

  6. Snappy things to say to coworkers

    Token Male replied to unknown99's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had a coffe mug emblazened with the message" If I agree with you will you P*ss Off ". Embodied my philosophies nicely. A co worker took offence to it and threw it out; no sense of humour that...

  7. The Ten Laws of TV Physics

    Token Male replied to Marie_LPN, RN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Don't forget the hero's computer always has flashy graphics and can do any thing from any where in a matter of seconds. I want a computer like

  8. Are there any nursing quizzes

    Token Male replied to angelbear's topic in General Nursing

    I haven't seen any and I do not think the "Womens" Magazines have gone into it as yet but I'll keep an eye out I always thought the best way was to get practical experience in many areas then choose...

  9. You just Don't Know which way to pray....

    Token Male replied to gwenith's topic in General Nursing

    You know how to pray; you do it in your compassionate thoughts for the person. Your request does not have to be vocal nor given on your knees with your palms together. I think we all pray; whether...

  10. Patient confidentiality and husbands

    Token Male replied to AndyLyn's topic in General Nursing

    Most people off load on their spouse when days are hard and long. I would have thought that the ground rules would have been laid down a long time ago of what is allowed etc. I will admit it is not...

  11. STR8 vs Gay Male RN

    Token Male replied to Ah life!'s topic in General Nursing

    Just for the record I will repeat myself from another thread..:angryfire I am not a "Male Nurse" I am a Registered Nurse who happens to be

  12. STR8 vs Gay Male RN

    Token Male replied to Ah life!'s topic in General Nursing

    I concur; My wife and kids think I'm queer any way but in the long run who gives a toss so long as the work is up to

  13. nurse patient ratio..

    Token Male replied to Lawton Nurse's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    We have Nurse/patient ratio's here and the government is trying very hard to have this recinded. It is currently part of our award conditions but the government says they are too generous. 5 nurses...

  14. New grad reality shock?

    Token Male replied to hmccartn's topic in General Nursing

    Welcome to our nightmare all you graduates. You will start out like this and soon will be like this:chair: or worse like this not knowing which way to turn; and what you wanted to be was...

  15. Medicare package

    Token Male replied to road runner2003's topic in International Nursing

    I have a radical idea; Why don't we give Nurse Practicioner's PROVIDER NUMBERS and let them treat patients that doctors don't need to see. Nurses are specialists in wound management and ulcer care...

  16. Bullying & Promotion

    Token Male replied to Husband's topic in International Nursing

    Why do our "superiors" treat nurses like this? Is it because traditionally we were 'good' little girls (sic) who did what ever we were told to do with arguement. Nurses are much more militant these...

  17. why is nursing that bad ?

    Token Male replied to nurse07's topic in International Nursing

    Nursing is great; make no mistake caring and helping heal others is a great way to spend your days. We do it because we are caring and sharing people (Us Pisces are anyway). What is BAD is...

  18. Bullying & Promotion

    Token Male replied to Husband's topic in International Nursing

    Things change slowly in this system. Only if your ladies co workers also put complaints in writing to SENIOR management will any thing be done. Then it will only be to stop all the extra work the...

  19. Understanding Women

    Token Male replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've devoted my life to understanding women; unsuccessfully. I still cannot work out the one I've been married to for 28 years.:kiss 28 years She keeps because she thinks I'm house

  20. A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    Token Male replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    A Woman Needs A woman needs a man to love and cherish her A woman needs a man who is successful and earns well A woman needs a man who can clean and tidy A woman needs a man to lavish her with gifts A...

  21. Whats happening to the nursing profession?

    Token Male replied to uk_nurse's topic in General Nursing

    Nothing has happened to the Nursing Profession. We get treated like CRAP by senior management, the doctors kick us around and if something goes wrong it is ALWAYS the nurses fault.. Always has...

  22. The dreaded panty line.......

    Token Male replied to colleen10's topic in General Students

    My preference has always been for the nude look. Alas others looking at my body is not a problem I

  23. "Thats not my patient"

    Token Male replied to nurse2002's topic in General Nursing

    We may do things different here but we have things called "Nursing Care Plans" that hang on the end of each bed. You do not have to know every patients needs or restrictions because it is written...

  24. "Thats not my patient"

    Token Male replied to nurse2002's topic in General Nursing

    Welcome Scotland and greetings from Australia. All the clients in the Unit are 'mine' in my opinion but I cannot look after all 30 all at once; so it really irks me to be attending to the care of...