Penelope_Pitstop

Penelope_Pitstop BSN, RN

Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health

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  1. Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    I am trying to give report. It is 7 AM, and you have 12 hours to work with each other. Get caught up about the weekend later on in the shift. Please do NOT come up while I am giving report and...
  2. Coworkers that SLEEP on the job....arrrggghh!!!

    I have worked 7P-7A for years, and have learned that being well rested prior to that shift is an art form. One time I recall not getting any sleep - feeling like I couldn't even drive to work...
  3. I understand your curiosity. Kevin wears Calvin Klein briefs. Not white because they wash out his complexion. And, yes, they are a bit snug. That is for attractiveness purposes, not performance...
  4. Soo...you're gay,
  5. I don't know about him, but I laughed so hard I knocked over my pint of vodka. Looks like just one quart today,
  6. med-surg..the "trailer trash" area of nursing??

    Come and hang out on my floor. I have never had two shifts alike, even if my patients were all the same. I have a "boring" shift maybe six times per year! All kinds of ages, races, medical...
  7. Hey guys, this my first post so I'm a little nervous. I've always wanted to be a nurse! I'm not a nurse yet. (Actually, I'm not a nursing student yet but I have all of St Elsewhere on DVD and I DVR...
  8. 5 new admissions...on my face!

    I DID know what you meant, actually, haha. I don't think night shift in of itself is to blame for your new friends. However, I have noticed that the schedule of working nights makes it difficult to...
  9. I so have an idea for our next party! :) I already make Jell-O shots using medicine cups! They are the perfect
  10. can young,healthy,athletic men have heart attacks?

    My thoughts exactly. No matter how healthy of a lifestyle a person has, he or she cannot change genes, nor any anomalies in the body into which he or she was
  11. I was first runner-up in "Cell Block C's Got Talent!" with my stand up comedy skills. I couldn't compete with that chick who pull her own eye out of her nostril and then release it, only to have it...
  12. The dumbest thing you've ever heard...

    She knows this because of her dentist's gloved hands in her mouth, right? Right?
  13. Oncology Drug shortage

    I am on the east coast as well and have experienced shortages with IV preparations of Lopressor, Bactrim and Morphine. Those all directly affect my practice as a MedSurg nurse. We don't administer...
  14. Oncology Drug shortage

    I am so sorry to hear this. I have no words to offer you, other than I will be praying for you and thinking of you as you fight this fight. I wasn't aware that there was a shortage of oncology...
  15. Just got a new grad job in neuro - what to expect?

    Hi MochaNurse... Every nurse feels like this at first. A Neurosurg unit is challenging for any level of nurse, from novice to expert. But you will learn SO much. I think you will be fine. Just...
  16. Um, well, I did a little bit (just a little bit!) of time in the women's prison near there and classes are offered at a pro-rated fee for the number of license plates made by each inmate. Thank...
  17. You just can't make this stuff up....

    Thanks for being my boyfriend's nurse when he went to the hospital! Thank goodness he's
  18. I have 2.75 credits from Farthole County Community College & Lawnmower Repair School. They'll take them, right? I paid good money for
  19. OMG I hope ur never a nurse 4 any1 in my family. Why tie ppl up? UR lazy! Do ur job n care 4 ur patientz! I thought nurses were caring ppl! When I'm a nrs, I don't wanna b like u! Every1 on this...
  20. amp of D50

    I checked out my health care system's formulary, and it agrees with this except in emergent use. Apparently in a continuous infusion, the 3mL/min maximum is appropriate. So no more than 180 mL/hour....
  21. excuse me, but i could barely read your post. if you want to be a nurse, you have to learn to speak and write english correctly! i don't know how you will pass nursing school with your spelling and...
  22. amp of D50

    I'm sorry, what? D50 is a RESCUE drug. Wow. And where did 17 minutes come from...that is a very random amount of time! I'm not yelling at you, Samantha; I am questioning your
  23. but you were mentioned on the second page!
  24. certainly!
  25. hidden cameras in patient's rooms allowed?

    What exactly does the sign in the lobby say? My hospital DOES have cameras, but they are security cameras, and not in patients' rooms. So, yes, I may very well be on video at any given time. I think...